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Ted:
Look, all I'm saying is that Boston women are, on the whole, a paler, uglier sort than women from the elsewheres of life. John:
That's bullshit. What about Lori? She's hot. Ted:
No, Lori's from Pennsylvania. That's not a Boston girl. John:
They're not that bad. Ted:
See, the fact that you have to say "they're not that bad" means that they are that bad. Did you ever hear a Boston girl have an orgasm? [in exaggerated Bostonian] Ted:
"Oh, yah! Oh, yah! Hahder! Hahder! Oh, god, that was so good. Now I'm going to stuff my fucking face with Pepperidge Farm."
Look, all I'm saying is that Boston women are, on the whole, a paler, uglier sort than women from the elsewheres of life. John:
That's bullshit. What about Lori? She's hot. Ted:
No, Lori's from Pennsylvania. That's not a Boston girl. John:
They're not that bad. Ted:
See, the fact that you have to say "they're not that bad" means that they are that bad. Did you ever hear a Boston girl have an orgasm? [in exaggerated Bostonian] Ted:
"Oh, yah! Oh, yah! Hahder! Hahder! Oh, god, that was so good. Now I'm going to stuff my fucking face with Pepperidge Farm."
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Look all I'm saying is that Boston women are on the whole
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a paler uglier sort than women from the elsewheres of life
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That's bullshit What about Lori She's hot
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No Lori's from Pennsylvania That's not a Boston girl
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They're not that bad
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See the fact that you have to say they're not that bad
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means that they are that bad
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Did you ever hear a Boston girl have an orgasm
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IN BOSTON ACCENT Oh yeah oh yeah Harder Harder
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Oh God that was so good
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Now I'm going to stuff my fucking face with Pepperidge Farm
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Movie Summary
John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear, Ted or his girlfriend, Lori.
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Ted
John Bennett
