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Lori:
[Enters apartment and sees Ted and four hookers on the couch watching TV]
Oh... Ted:
Lori, hey, you're home early. Lori:
What the hell is this? Ted:
The ladies and I were just watching Jack and Jill, where Adam Sandler plays a guy and his sister, and it's, it's just awful. It's unwatchable, but Y'know, they're hookers. So it's fine. Lori:
This place is a wreck! Who are these girls? Ted:
Oh, where are my manners? Lori, this is Angelique, Heavenly, Charene, and Sauvignon Blanc. I love you girls. Y'know, somewhere out there are four terrible fathers I wish I could thank for this great night! Lori:
[Looks down on floor]
What is that? Ted:
Wha- what is what? Lori:
There's a... a shit on my floor! In the corner, there is a shit! Ted:
Oh, yeah, Yeah, we were playing Truth or Dare, and, uh, Charene was pretty ballsy. Lori:
There is a shit on my floor! Ted:
Well, or, or, is the floor on the shit? Is what Kierkegaard would say. John:
[John pokes a lobster head from out the door]
Rawr! Ted:
Hahaha! John:
Who lives here? I'm comin' to get who lives here! You owe me lobster money! Ted:
AHahaha! That's my buddy Johnny. Not the lobster, the guy runnin' it. John:
[Enters the apartment]
I found my phone. What's going on. [John suddenly looks down on the floor] John:
Is that a shit? [Lori looks at John]
[Enters apartment and sees Ted and four hookers on the couch watching TV]
Oh... Ted:
Lori, hey, you're home early. Lori:
What the hell is this? Ted:
The ladies and I were just watching Jack and Jill, where Adam Sandler plays a guy and his sister, and it's, it's just awful. It's unwatchable, but Y'know, they're hookers. So it's fine. Lori:
This place is a wreck! Who are these girls? Ted:
Oh, where are my manners? Lori, this is Angelique, Heavenly, Charene, and Sauvignon Blanc. I love you girls. Y'know, somewhere out there are four terrible fathers I wish I could thank for this great night! Lori:
[Looks down on floor]
What is that? Ted:
Wha- what is what? Lori:
There's a... a shit on my floor! In the corner, there is a shit! Ted:
Oh, yeah, Yeah, we were playing Truth or Dare, and, uh, Charene was pretty ballsy. Lori:
There is a shit on my floor! Ted:
Well, or, or, is the floor on the shit? Is what Kierkegaard would say. John:
[John pokes a lobster head from out the door]
Rawr! Ted:
Hahaha! John:
Who lives here? I'm comin' to get who lives here! You owe me lobster money! Ted:
AHahaha! That's my buddy Johnny. Not the lobster, the guy runnin' it. John:
[Enters the apartment]
I found my phone. What's going on. [John suddenly looks down on the floor] John:
Is that a shit? [Lori looks at John]
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Lori hey you're home early
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What the hell is this
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The ladies and I were just watching Jack and Jill
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Adam Sandler plays a guy and his sister and it's just awful
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It's unwatchable
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But they're hookers so it's fine
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This place is a wreck Who are these girls
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Oh Where are my manners
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Lori this is Angelique Heavenly Cherene and Sauvignon Blanc
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I love you girls
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You know somewhere out there are four terrible fathers
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I wish I could thank for this great night
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What is that
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What is what
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Movie Summary
John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear, Ted or his girlfriend, Lori.

