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Lori:
[Enters apartment and sees Ted and four hookers on the couch watching TV]
Oh... Ted:
Lori, hey, you're home early. Lori:
What the hell is this? Ted:
The ladies and I were just watching Jack and Jill, where Adam Sandler plays a guy and his sister, and it's, it's just awful. It's unwatchable, but Y'know, they're hookers. So it's fine. Lori:
This place is a wreck! Who are these girls? Ted:
Oh, where are my manners? Lori, this is Angelique, Heavenly, Charene, and Sauvignon Blanc. I love you girls. Y'know, somewhere out there are four terrible fathers I wish I could thank for this great night! Lori:
[Looks down on floor]
What is that? Ted:
Wha- what is what? Lori:
There's a... a shit on my floor! In the corner, there is a shit! Ted:
Oh, yeah, Yeah, we were playing Truth or Dare, and, uh, Charene was pretty ballsy. Lori:
There is a shit on my floor! Ted:
Well, or, or, is the floor on the shit? Is what Kierkegaard would say. John:
[John pokes a lobster head from out the door]
Rawr! Ted:
Hahaha! John:
Who lives here? I'm comin' to get who lives here! You owe me lobster money! Ted:
AHahaha! That's my buddy Johnny. Not the lobster, the guy runnin' it. John:
[Enters the apartment]
I found my phone. What's going on. [John suddenly looks down on the floor] John:
Is that a shit? [Lori looks at John]
[Enters apartment and sees Ted and four hookers on the couch watching TV]
Oh... Ted:
Lori, hey, you're home early. Lori:
What the hell is this? Ted:
The ladies and I were just watching Jack and Jill, where Adam Sandler plays a guy and his sister, and it's, it's just awful. It's unwatchable, but Y'know, they're hookers. So it's fine. Lori:
This place is a wreck! Who are these girls? Ted:
Oh, where are my manners? Lori, this is Angelique, Heavenly, Charene, and Sauvignon Blanc. I love you girls. Y'know, somewhere out there are four terrible fathers I wish I could thank for this great night! Lori:
[Looks down on floor]
What is that? Ted:
Wha- what is what? Lori:
There's a... a shit on my floor! In the corner, there is a shit! Ted:
Oh, yeah, Yeah, we were playing Truth or Dare, and, uh, Charene was pretty ballsy. Lori:
There is a shit on my floor! Ted:
Well, or, or, is the floor on the shit? Is what Kierkegaard would say. John:
[John pokes a lobster head from out the door]
Rawr! Ted:
Hahaha! John:
Who lives here? I'm comin' to get who lives here! You owe me lobster money! Ted:
AHahaha! That's my buddy Johnny. Not the lobster, the guy runnin' it. John:
[Enters the apartment]
I found my phone. What's going on. [John suddenly looks down on the floor] John:
Is that a shit? [Lori looks at John]
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Lori hey you're home early
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What the hell is this
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The ladies and I were just watching Jack and Jill
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Adam Sandler plays a guy and his sister and it's just awful
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It's unwatchable
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But they're hookers so it's fine
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This place is a wreck Who are these girls
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Oh Where are my manners
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Lori this is Angelique Heavenly Cherene and Sauvignon Blanc
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I love you girls
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You know somewhere out there are four terrible fathers
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I wish I could thank for this great night
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What is that
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What is what
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Movie Summary
John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear, Ted or his girlfriend, Lori.
Actors
Ted
Lori Collins
