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Ted:
Lori was right about you: you *cannot* take responsibility for anything that goes on in your life. John:
Oh, and *you* can? Ted:
I don't *have* to! I'm a fucking *teddy bear*! Y'know somethin'? I didn't tie you up and *drag* you to that party, alright? I *wanted* you to come, because you're *supposedly* my best friend! John:
You can't stand there and tell me havin' been with Lori has always been a threat to our friendship! I mean, it always works out so much better for *you* when we're sittin' around gettin' *fucked* up on the couch till nine am, doesn't it? Ted:
[Scoffs]
Listen to yourself. What am I, Emperor Ming here controllin' your mind? That's *your* choice, John! And by blamin' me, you're just makin' yourself look like a pussy
Lori was right about you: you *cannot* take responsibility for anything that goes on in your life. John:
Oh, and *you* can? Ted:
I don't *have* to! I'm a fucking *teddy bear*! Y'know somethin'? I didn't tie you up and *drag* you to that party, alright? I *wanted* you to come, because you're *supposedly* my best friend! John:
You can't stand there and tell me havin' been with Lori has always been a threat to our friendship! I mean, it always works out so much better for *you* when we're sittin' around gettin' *fucked* up on the couch till nine am, doesn't it? Ted:
[Scoffs]
Listen to yourself. What am I, Emperor Ming here controllin' your mind? That's *your* choice, John! And by blamin' me, you're just makin' yourself look like a pussy
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Lori was right about you
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You cannot take responsibility for anything that goes on in your life
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Oh and you can
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I don't have to I'm a fucking teddy bear
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You know something I didn't tie you up and drag you to that party
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I wanted you to come because you're supposedly my best friend
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You can't stand there and tell me
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that you haven't always seen Lori as a threat to our friendship
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It works out so much better for you
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when you and I are getting fucked up
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on the couch at 9 00 A M doesn't it
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SCOFFS Listen to yourself
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What am I Emperor Ming here controlling your mind
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That's your choice John
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And by blaming me you you're just
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making yourself look like a pussy
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Movie Summary
John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear, Ted or his girlfriend, Lori.

