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Young John:
Mom, Dad, guess what? My teddy bear's alive! John's Mom:
Really? Well, isn't that exciting! Young John:
No, Mom! He's really alive! Look! Young Ted:
[Ted walks in the kitchen]
Merry Christmas, everybody! John's Mom:
AAAAHHHHHHH! John's Dad:
Jesus H. Fuck! Young Ted:
Let's all be best friends! John's Mom:
OH MY GOD! John's Dad:
Son, get away from that thing! Get over here, right now! Young John:
But Dad... John's Dad:
Get over here! John's Mom:
Listen to your father! Get over here! John's Dad:
[John walks over to his parents]
Helen, get my gun. Young John:
Dad, no! Young Ted:
Is it a hugging gun? John's Dad:
Helen, get my gun and call the police! Young Ted:
I'm sorry, Mr. Bennett. I didn't mean to scare anybody. I just wanted John an I to be friends. Young John:
Yeah, Dad! I made a wish last night that Teddy was alive. And my wish came true! John's Mom:
Oh my god, it's a miracle. It's a Christmas miracle. You're just like the Baby Jesus!
Mom, Dad, guess what? My teddy bear's alive! John's Mom:
Really? Well, isn't that exciting! Young John:
No, Mom! He's really alive! Look! Young Ted:
[Ted walks in the kitchen]
Merry Christmas, everybody! John's Mom:
AAAAHHHHHHH! John's Dad:
Jesus H. Fuck! Young Ted:
Let's all be best friends! John's Mom:
OH MY GOD! John's Dad:
Son, get away from that thing! Get over here, right now! Young John:
But Dad... John's Dad:
Get over here! John's Mom:
Listen to your father! Get over here! John's Dad:
[John walks over to his parents]
Helen, get my gun. Young John:
Dad, no! Young Ted:
Is it a hugging gun? John's Dad:
Helen, get my gun and call the police! Young Ted:
I'm sorry, Mr. Bennett. I didn't mean to scare anybody. I just wanted John an I to be friends. Young John:
Yeah, Dad! I made a wish last night that Teddy was alive. And my wish came true! John's Mom:
Oh my god, it's a miracle. It's a Christmas miracle. You're just like the Baby Jesus!
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Mom Dad guess what My teddy bear's alive
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CHUCKLES
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Really Well isn't that exciting
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No Mom he's really alive Look
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Merry Christmas everybody
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SCREAMlNG DlSHES SHATTERlNG
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Jesus H Fuck
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Let's all be best friends
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Oh my God
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John get away from that thing Get over here right now
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But Dad Get over here
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JOHN'S MOM Listen to your father Come here
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Helen get my gun Dad no
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ls it a hugging gun
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Helen get my gun and call the police
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l'm sorry Mr Bennett l didn't mean to scare anybody
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l just wanted John and l to be friends
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Yeah Dad l made a wish last night that Teddy was alive
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and my wish came true
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Oh my God
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lt's a miracle
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lt's a Christmas miracle
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You're just like the Baby Jesus
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Movie Summary
John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear, Ted or his girlfriend, Lori.
