I'm out of here, man, and I was gone before she woke up.
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He's been going out for four years. My longest relationship was, like, six months, and then she farted in her sleep. I'm like: I'm out of here, man, and I was gone before she woke up.
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GUY You guys have been going out for four years
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My longest relationship was like six months
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and then she farted in her sleep
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I'm like I'm out of here man I was gone before she woke up
Clip duration: 11 seconds
Views: 413
Timestamp in movie: 00h 15m 52s
Uploaded: 19 March, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear, Ted or his girlfriend, Lori.
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00:37 TED Johnny where are you You got to get over here man
00:04 You can do any '90s song with just vowels
00:05 Death to Ming
00:07 SOBBING Why are you crying
00:36 This is Wade Boggs' autographed bat
00:31 Thanks Flash
00:29 There we go
00:36 You know Ted when I was a little boy
00:21 Okay here's a test to see how much you actually care...
00:07 Look what Jesus did Look what Jesus did Look what Jesus did
00:37 I have to say I've been following you ever since I was...
00:06 TED Hey Lori can you set the alarm for 11 00 A M
00:10 Stand up straight when you're talking to me
00:06 Yeah it's kind of funny actually
00:05 All right look let's just find a better place to get...
00:10 TED Down here
00:04 I don't I look like Snuggle's accountant
00:05 I didn't know you had a baby Is it alive
00:23 Plus a hooker took a shit in our apartment
00:36 Lori was right about you