Guy: He's been going out for four years. My longest relationship was, like, six months, and then she farted in her sleep. I'm like: I'm out of here, man, and I was gone before she woke up.
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I'm out of here, man, and I was gone before she woke up.

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Guy:
He's been going out for four years. My longest relationship was, like, six months, and then she farted in her sleep. I'm like: I'm out of here, man, and I was gone before she woke up.

Transcript:
I want to take her
someplace really nice.
Aw, congratulations, John.
You guys have been
going out for four years?
My longest relationship
was like six months
and then she farted
in her sleep.
I'm like, "I'm out of here, man."
I was gone before she woke up.
You're not
very tolerant, huh?
Lori ever fart
in front of you?
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah, many times.
You Italian?
No.
Why?
Never mind.
Take her to Benihana.
John, look, don't you
think after four years
maybe she's hoping for
something more than dinner?
Like what?
I don't know, but if it were me,
I'd be expecting a proposal.

Clip duration: 36 seconds
Views: 18
Uploaded: 28 January, 2021
Genres: comedy
Summary: John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear, Ted or his girlfriend, Lori.


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