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Ted

Oh jesus someone call an ambulance

Ted • 2012
oh jesus someone call an ambulance

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oh jesus
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someone call an ambulance
Duration
6 seconds
Views
968
Timestamp in Movie
01:11:58
Uploaded
Sep 07, 2023
Genres
comedy
Production
Universal Pictures,MRC,Fuzzy Door Productions,Bluegrass Films,Smart Entertainment

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Movie Summary

John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear, Ted or his girlfriend, Lori.
I love you - Ted 00:04
I love you
TED Play Chopsticks you jazzy slut - Ted 00:36
TED Play Chopsticks you jazzy slut
Michelob ultra tuscan orange grapefruit - Ted 00:07
Michelob ultra tuscan orange grapefruit
And then you can say whatever you want - Ted 00:34
And then you can say whatever you want
So if you just give him one more chance - Ted 00:35
So if you just give him one more chance
Yeah see theres a cart - Ted 00:14
Yeah see theres a cart
I think you're being a little more fair to him - Ted 00:09
I think you're being a little more fair to him
Yeah it's kind of funny actually - Ted 00:06
Yeah it's kind of funny actually
- Hey. - Walking home alone, huh? - Ted 00:22
- Hey. - Walking home alone, huh?
You know Ted when I was a little boy - Ted 00:36
You know Ted when I was a little boy
Me and Ted are going to be best friends Daddy - Ted 00:30
Me and Ted are going to be best friends Daddy
All right kid you win We'll do it your way - Ted 00:36
All right kid you win We'll do it your way
Oh my god, hes gonna jump get closer - Ted 00:19
Oh my god, hes gonna jump get closer
Daddy - Ted 00:11
Daddy
No... you cant have my teddybear... - Ted 00:06
No... you cant have my teddybear...
Holy shit. - Ted 00:08
Holy shit.
This guy took my teddy bear - Ted 00:04
This guy took my teddy bear
- Jesus, stay here. - No, no, no, John. - Ted 00:06
- Jesus, stay here. - No, no, no, John.
I hear the fat kid running I hear the fat kid running - Ted 00:05
I hear the fat kid running I hear the fat kid running
Let's see how well you know these streets - Ted 00:04
Let's see how well you know these streets