And that's the story of how one magical wish forever changed the lives of three very...

[last lines, as Ted and Sam Jones do a "flash jump" after John and Lori's wedding] Narrator: And that's the story of how one magical wish forever changed the lives of three very special friends. [footage of Ted and Tami-Lynn on their double date with John and Lori] Narrator: Ted and Tami-Lynn continued their torrid love affair for quite some time. One afternoon Ted was caught behind the deli counter eating potato salad off of Tami- Lynn's bare bottom. He was instantly promoted to store manager. [footage of Sam Jones walking toward John at Ted's party] Narrator: Sam Jones moved back to Hollywood with the goal of restarting his film career. He currently resides in Burbank where he shares a studio apartment with his roommate Brandon Routh. [photo of Brandon Routh] Narrator: Remember Brandon Routh from that godawful "Superman" movie? Jesus Christ. Thanks for getting our hopes up and taking a giant shit on us. [footage of Rex at the office] Narrator: Rex gave up his pursuit of Lori. Not long after he fell into a deep depression and died of Lou Gehrig's disease. [footage of Donny dancing in his living room] Narrator: Donny was arrested by Boston police and charged with kidnapping a plush toy. The charges were dropped when everyone realized how completely stupid that sounded. [footage of Robert in his bedroom] Narrator: Robert got a trainer, lost a substantial amount of weight, and went on to become Taylor Lautner. [photo of Taylor Lautner]