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[last lines, as Ted and Sam Jones do a "flash jump" after John and Lori's wedding] Narrator:
And that's the story of how one magical wish forever changed the lives of three very special friends. [footage of Ted and Tami-Lynn on their double date with John and Lori] Narrator:
Ted and Tami-Lynn continued their torrid love affair for quite some time. One afternoon Ted was caught behind the deli counter eating potato salad off of Tami- Lynn's bare bottom. He was instantly promoted to store manager. [footage of Sam Jones walking toward John at Ted's party] Narrator:
Sam Jones moved back to Hollywood with the goal of restarting his film career. He currently resides in Burbank where he shares a studio apartment with his roommate Brandon Routh. [photo of Brandon Routh] Narrator:
Remember Brandon Routh from that godawful "Superman" movie? Jesus Christ. Thanks for getting our hopes up and taking a giant shit on us. [footage of Rex at the office] Narrator:
Rex gave up his pursuit of Lori. Not long after he fell into a deep depression and died of Lou Gehrig's disease. [footage of Donny dancing in his living room] Narrator:
Donny was arrested by Boston police and charged with kidnapping a plush toy. The charges were dropped when everyone realized how completely stupid that sounded. [footage of Robert in his bedroom] Narrator:
Robert got a trainer, lost a substantial amount of weight, and went on to become Taylor Lautner. [photo of Taylor Lautner]
And that's the story of how one magical wish forever changed the lives of three very special friends. [footage of Ted and Tami-Lynn on their double date with John and Lori] Narrator:
Ted and Tami-Lynn continued their torrid love affair for quite some time. One afternoon Ted was caught behind the deli counter eating potato salad off of Tami- Lynn's bare bottom. He was instantly promoted to store manager. [footage of Sam Jones walking toward John at Ted's party] Narrator:
Sam Jones moved back to Hollywood with the goal of restarting his film career. He currently resides in Burbank where he shares a studio apartment with his roommate Brandon Routh. [photo of Brandon Routh] Narrator:
Remember Brandon Routh from that godawful "Superman" movie? Jesus Christ. Thanks for getting our hopes up and taking a giant shit on us. [footage of Rex at the office] Narrator:
Rex gave up his pursuit of Lori. Not long after he fell into a deep depression and died of Lou Gehrig's disease. [footage of Donny dancing in his living room] Narrator:
Donny was arrested by Boston police and charged with kidnapping a plush toy. The charges were dropped when everyone realized how completely stupid that sounded. [footage of Robert in his bedroom] Narrator:
Robert got a trainer, lost a substantial amount of weight, and went on to become Taylor Lautner. [photo of Taylor Lautner]
Full Transcript
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Okay take it easy Nice Lori real nice
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Me It's not my fault she can't speak English
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Oh fuck you
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Just because you're on the business world and shit you think what
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everybody should suck your asshole or something
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Okay All right Tami come on honey Let's get out of here
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We'll go back to my place for a couple of vodka and strawberry Quiks
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You know what I gave birth once bitch
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I could kick your fucking ass
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And you better never show your face around Quincy you hear me
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Okay come on Ever
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I didn't know you had a baby Is it alive
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SIGHS
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What a cunt
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Ow I hate that word
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What That word
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It's so sharp it's like an electric sword
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slashing everything in its path
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Why would you say that
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Movie Summary
John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear, Ted or his girlfriend, Lori.
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John Bennett
