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Ted

My dick was squished by the TV

Ted • 2012
Ted:

[after a TV falls on John]
Why are you crying? John:
My dick was squished by the TV

Full Transcript

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SOBBING Why are you crying
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My dick is squished by the TV
Duration
7 seconds
Views
1,571
Timestamp in Movie
01:10:44
Uploaded
Mar 19, 2022
Genres
comedy
Production
Universal Pictures,MRC,Fuzzy Door Productions,Bluegrass Films,Smart Entertainment

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Movie Summary

John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear, Ted or his girlfriend, Lori.

Actors

Seth MacFarlane
Ted
Seth MacFarlane
Mark Wahlberg
John Bennett
Mark Wahlberg
You got to let me help you make things right with you and Lori - Ted 00:37
You got to let me help you make things right with you and...
You suck, get off the stage - Ted 00:05
You suck, get off the stage
Oh jesus - Ted 00:06
Oh jesus
I love you - Ted 00:04
I love you
TED Play Chopsticks you jazzy slut - Ted 00:36
TED Play Chopsticks you jazzy slut
Michelob ultra tuscan orange grapefruit - Ted 00:07
Michelob ultra tuscan orange grapefruit
And then you can say whatever you want - Ted 00:34
And then you can say whatever you want
So if you just give him one more chance - Ted 00:35
So if you just give him one more chance
Yeah see theres a cart - Ted 00:14
Yeah see theres a cart
I think you're being a little more fair to him - Ted 00:09
I think you're being a little more fair to him
Yeah it's kind of funny actually - Ted 00:06
Yeah it's kind of funny actually
- Hey. - Walking home alone, huh? - Ted 00:22
- Hey. - Walking home alone, huh?
You know Ted when I was a little boy - Ted 00:36
You know Ted when I was a little boy
Me and Ted are going to be best friends Daddy - Ted 00:30
Me and Ted are going to be best friends Daddy
All right kid you win We'll do it your way - Ted 00:36
All right kid you win We'll do it your way
Oh my god, hes gonna jump get closer - Ted 00:19
Oh my god, hes gonna jump get closer
Daddy - Ted 00:11
Daddy
No... you cant have my teddybear... - Ted 00:06
No... you cant have my teddybear...
Holy shit. - Ted 00:08
Holy shit.
This guy took my teddy bear - Ted 00:04
This guy took my teddy bear