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Ted

Sorry, you really shouldn't swear in front of children

Ted • 2012
Robert:

Stand up straight when you're talking to me. John:
Why the fuck would he say that? Donny:
Sorry, you really shouldn't swear in front of children

Full Transcript

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Stand up straight when you're talking to me
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Why the fuck would he say that
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Sorry you really shouldn't swear in front of children
Duration
10 seconds
Views
2,577
Timestamp in Movie
00:34:28
Uploaded
Mar 19, 2022
Genres
comedy
Production
Universal Pictures,MRC,Fuzzy Door Productions,Bluegrass Films,Smart Entertainment

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Movie Summary

John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear, Ted or his girlfriend, Lori.

Actors

Aedin Mincks
Robert
Aedin Mincks
Giovanni Ribisi
Donny
Giovanni Ribisi
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Okay take it easy Nice Lori real nice
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