Stick your finger in the loop of my tag! You had sexual intercourse with a co-worker on...
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Ted:
[Ted and Tami-Lynn grunting and moaning]
Stick your finger in the loop of my tag!
Frank:
You had sexual intercourse with a co-worker on top of the produce that we sell to the public.
Ted:
I fucked her with a parsnip last week. And a sold the parsnip to a family with four small children.
Frank:
That took guts. We need guts. I'm promoting you.
Ted:
You got a lot of problems, don't ya?
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TED Stick your finger in the loop of my tag
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You had sexual intercourse with a co worker
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on top of the produce that we sell to the public
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I fucked her with a parsnip last week
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and I sold the parsnip to a family with four small children
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That took guts We need guts
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I'm promoting you
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You got a lot of problems don't you
Clip duration: 27 seconds
Views: 1644
Timestamp in movie: 00h 43m 51s
Uploaded: 19 March, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear, Ted or his girlfriend, Lori.
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00:04 This guy took my teddy bear
00:29 I don't understand
00:10 Hey Johnny I just had a great idea
00:51 You me and Lori and what's her name
00:09 I think you're being a little more fair to him
00:21 Oh hey listen try this
00:28 Look Johnny if we're ever going to
00:34 Lori hey you're home early
00:19 So you think you got what it takes
00:36 Okay take it easy Nice Lori real nice
00:06 MAN Asshole
00:37 I'm alive Johnny
00:04 Back off Susan Boyle
00:36 All right kid you win We'll do it your way
00:05 See There proof Garfield's eyes look like a pair of...
00:18 You can't have my teddy bear
00:05 Company's turning 20 huh
00:36 TED Play Chopsticks you jazzy slut
00:28 Can you call it
00:07 My daughter better be alive you sick son of a bitch