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Ted

Ted, what are you doing here?

Ted • 2012
Ted:

Down here. Not looking up your towel. Swear to God. Not looking up your towel. Not looking at your funny business. Lori:
Ted, what are you doing here?

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Duration
29 seconds
Views
2,237
Timestamp in Movie
00:00:00
Uploaded
Jan 28, 2021
Genres
comedy
Production
Universal Pictures,MRC,Fuzzy Door Productions,Bluegrass Films,Smart Entertainment

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Movie Summary

John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear, Ted or his girlfriend, Lori.

Actors

Seth MacFarlane
Ted
Seth MacFarlane
Mila Kunis
Lori Collins
Mila Kunis
And for little John bennet, christams day brought a very special new arrival. - Ted 00:09
And for little John bennet, christams day brought a very spe...
NARRATOR Now if there's one thing you can be sure of - Ted 00:24
NARRATOR Now if there's one thing you can be sure of
Teddy... - Ted 00:14
Teddy...
Mom Dad guess what My teddy bear's alive - Ted 00:54
Mom Dad guess what My teddy bear's alive
Look what Jesus did Look what Jesus did Look what Jesus did - Ted 00:07
Look what Jesus did Look what Jesus did Look what Jesus did
I thought you were going to be funnier - Ted 00:05
I thought you were going to be funnier
No matter how big a splash you make in this world - Ted 00:14
No matter how big a splash you make in this world
Look all I'm saying is that Boston women are on the whole - Ted 00:31
Look all I'm saying is that Boston women are on the...
- Fuck. - Aww, shit. - Ted 00:21
- Fuck. - Aww, shit.
I don't know that you want to go to a drug dealer with complaints - Ted 00:10
I don't know that you want to go to a drug dealer with...
MAN Asshole - Ted 00:06
MAN Asshole
GUY You guys have been going out for four years - Ted 00:11
GUY You guys have been going out for four years
Well we've been dating four years tomorrow - Ted 00:12
Well we've been dating four years tomorrow
I don't understand - Ted 00:29
I don't understand
TED Hey Lori can you set the alarm for 11 00 A M - Ted 00:06
TED Hey Lori can you set the alarm for 11 00 A M
This song is so great - Ted 00:12
This song is so great
Alright... whatever you say - Ted 00:24
Alright... whatever you say
Okay here's a test to see how much you actually care about me - Ted 00:21
Okay here's a test to see how much you actually care...
Oh yeah Chris Brown can do no wrong - Ted 00:05
Oh yeah Chris Brown can do no wrong
Oh shit, hang on a second - Ted 00:09
Oh shit, hang on a second