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[Norah Jones is in her dressing room preparing a drink when Ted and John arrive] Ted:
Hey, play 'Chopsticks', you jazzy slut! Norah Jones:
Teddy! Ted:
Hahaha! How are you? Norah Jones:
[Hugs Ted]
How are you, you fuzzy asshole? Ted:
Well, you know I'm not a hot half-Muslim chick who sold over 37 million records, but I'm hanging in there. Norah Jones:
Well, half-Indian, but... thanks. Ted:
Hey, whatever. Thanks for 9/11. Hey listen - I want you to meet a good pal of mine, all right? John Bennett, Norah Jones. John:
[Approaches Norah to shake her hand]
Hi, hi, Norah Jones. Norah Jones:
Hey. Hey there, sweaty. [wipes hand on her dress] Norah Jones:
Um, you ready to bring down the house? John:
Yes, ma'am. Yeah, thank you for the opportunity. Miss... Ma'am Jones, I... thank you. Ted:
Jesus, you look fantastic. Norah Jones:
Well, you're probably not used to seeing me fully clothed. Ted:
[laughs]
Yeah, I know, right? You mean... me and Norah met in 2002 at a party at Belinda Carlisle's house. And we had awkward fuzzy sex in the coat room. Norah Jones:
Actually, you weren't so bad for a guy with no penis. Ted:
Yeah, you know, I've written so many angry letters to Hasbro about that
Hey, play 'Chopsticks', you jazzy slut! Norah Jones:
Teddy! Ted:
Hahaha! How are you? Norah Jones:
[Hugs Ted]
How are you, you fuzzy asshole? Ted:
Well, you know I'm not a hot half-Muslim chick who sold over 37 million records, but I'm hanging in there. Norah Jones:
Well, half-Indian, but... thanks. Ted:
Hey, whatever. Thanks for 9/11. Hey listen - I want you to meet a good pal of mine, all right? John Bennett, Norah Jones. John:
[Approaches Norah to shake her hand]
Hi, hi, Norah Jones. Norah Jones:
Hey. Hey there, sweaty. [wipes hand on her dress] Norah Jones:
Um, you ready to bring down the house? John:
Yes, ma'am. Yeah, thank you for the opportunity. Miss... Ma'am Jones, I... thank you. Ted:
Jesus, you look fantastic. Norah Jones:
Well, you're probably not used to seeing me fully clothed. Ted:
[laughs]
Yeah, I know, right? You mean... me and Norah met in 2002 at a party at Belinda Carlisle's house. And we had awkward fuzzy sex in the coat room. Norah Jones:
Actually, you weren't so bad for a guy with no penis. Ted:
Yeah, you know, I've written so many angry letters to Hasbro about that
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TED Play Chopsticks you jazzy slut
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Teddy
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LAUGHS
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How are you
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How are you doing you fuzzy little asshole
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Well I'm not a hot half Muslim chick
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who sold 37 million records but I'm hanging in there
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Half indian but thanks
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Yeah whatever Thanks for 9 11
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Listen I want you to meet a good pal of mine all right
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John Bennett Norah Jones
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Hi Norah Jones
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Hey there sweaty
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You ready to bring down the house
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Yes ma'am Thank you for the opportunity Miss
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Ma'am Jones Thank you
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Jesus you look fantastic
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Movie Summary
John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear, Ted or his girlfriend, Lori.
