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Ted:
[Ted and Tami-Lynn grunting and moaning]
Stick your finger in the loop of my tag! Frank:
You had sexual intercourse with a co-worker on top of the produce that we sell to the public. Ted:
I fucked her with a parsnip last week. And a sold the parsnip to a family with four small children. Frank:
That took guts. We need guts. I'm promoting you. Ted:
You got a lot of problems, don't ya?
[Ted and Tami-Lynn grunting and moaning]
Stick your finger in the loop of my tag! Frank:
You had sexual intercourse with a co-worker on top of the produce that we sell to the public. Ted:
I fucked her with a parsnip last week. And a sold the parsnip to a family with four small children. Frank:
That took guts. We need guts. I'm promoting you. Ted:
You got a lot of problems, don't ya?
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TED Stick your finger in the loop of my tag
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You had sexual intercourse with a co worker
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on top of the produce that we sell to the public
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I fucked her with a parsnip last week
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and I sold the parsnip to a family with four small children
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That took guts We need guts
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I'm promoting you
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You got a lot of problems don't you
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Movie Summary
John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear, Ted or his girlfriend, Lori.


