Ted: [Finishing ringing up a customer at his check-out line] There we go. Thank you very much. Please come again. We have a lot more groceries. [Ted turns around and sits down. He notices Tami-Lynn on
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Ted:
[Finishing ringing up a customer at his check-out line]
There we go. Thank you very much. Please come again. We have a lot more groceries.
[Ted turns around and sits down. He notices Tami-Lynn on the other end of the check-out counter]

Ted:
Hey, uh, hey Ellen.
Ellen:
Yeah?
Ted:
Who's that over there?
Ellen:
[Turns around to see Tami-Lynn before turning back to Ted]
Oh, that's the new check-out girl. Don't know her name, seems cute.
Ted:
Yeah, very cute. Do you know what I'd like to do to her? Something I call a Dirty Fozzie.
[Ted gets up on his counter and waves at Tami-Lynn, who smiles and waves back at him. They blow kisses at each other. He dry-humps the credit card machine, making her giggle. He then simulates oral sex with a Snickers bar, making her laugh further. Ted then squirts bottles of lotion on his face to simulate bukkake, causing her to stare blankly at him]

Ted:
Okay, all right, so that's where we'll draw the line.

Transcript:
There we go.
Thank you very much, please come again.
We have a lot more groceries.
Hey, Ellen.
Yeah?
Who's that over there?
That's the
new checkout girl.
Don't know her name.
Seems cute.
Yeah, very cute. Do you know
what I'd like to do to her?
Something I call
a Dirty Fozzie.

Clip duration: 56 seconds
Views: 14
Uploaded: 28 January, 2021
Genres: comedy
Summary: John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear, Ted or his girlfriend, Lori.


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