There we go. Thank you very much. Please come again. We have a lot more groceries. Hey,...
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Ted:
[Finishing ringing up a customer at his check-out line]
There we go. Thank you very much. Please come again. We have a lot more groceries.
[Ted turns around and sits down. He notices Tami-Lynn on the other end of the check-out counter]
Ted:
Hey, uh, hey Ellen.
Ellen:
Yeah?
Ted:
Who's that over there?
Ellen:
[Turns around to see Tami-Lynn before turning back to Ted]
Oh, that's the new check-out girl. Don't know her name, seems cute.
Ted:
Yeah, very cute. Do you know what I'd like to do to her? Something I call a Dirty Fozzie.
[Ted gets up on his counter and waves at Tami-Lynn, who smiles and waves back at him. They blow kisses at each other. He dry-humps the credit card machine, making her giggle. He then simulates oral sex with a Snickers bar, making her laugh further. Ted then squirts bottles of lotion on his face to simulate bukkake, causing her to stare blankly at him]
Ted:
Okay, all right, so that's where we'll draw the line.
Transcript
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There we go
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Thank you very much please come again We have a lot more groceries
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SIGHS
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Hey Ellen
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Yeah
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Who's that over there
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That's the new checkout girl
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Don't know her name Seems cute
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Yeah very cute Do you know what I'd like to do to her
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Something I call a Dirty Fozzie
Clip duration: 29 seconds
Views: 258
Timestamp in movie: 00h 38m 26s
Uploaded: 19 March, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear, Ted or his girlfriend, Lori.
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00:36 You know Ted when I was a little boy
00:21 Okay here's a test to see how much you actually care...
00:07 Look what Jesus did Look what Jesus did Look what Jesus did
00:37 I have to say I've been following you ever since I was...
00:06 TED Hey Lori can you set the alarm for 11 00 A M
00:10 Stand up straight when you're talking to me
00:06 Yeah it's kind of funny actually
00:05 All right look let's just find a better place to get...
00:10 TED Down here
00:04 I don't I look like Snuggle's accountant
00:05 I didn't know you had a baby Is it alive
00:23 Plus a hooker took a shit in our apartment
00:36 Lori was right about you
00:31 Look all I'm saying is that Boston women are on the...
00:37 You got to let me help you make things right with you and...
00:30 Me and Ted are going to be best friends Daddy
00:10 We are going to party like the '80s
00:15 Thanks Flash
00:19 Welcome back Ted
00:15 I wish I could thank for this great night