Look, all I'm saying is that Boston women are, on the whole, a paler, uglier sort than...
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Ted:
Look, all I'm saying is that Boston women are, on the whole, a paler, uglier sort than women from the elsewheres of life.
John:
That's bullshit. What about Lori? She's hot.
Ted:
No, Lori's from Pennsylvania. That's not a Boston girl.
John:
They're not that bad.
Ted:
See, the fact that you have to say "they're not that bad" means that they are that bad. Did you ever hear a Boston girl have an orgasm?
[in exaggerated Bostonian]
Ted:
"Oh, yah! Oh, yah! Hahder! Hahder! Oh, god, that was so good. Now I'm going to stuff my fucking face with Pepperidge Farm."
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Look all I'm saying is that Boston women are on the whole
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a paler uglier sort than women from the elsewheres of life
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That's bullshit What about Lori She's hot
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No Lori's from Pennsylvania That's not a Boston girl
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They're not that bad
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See the fact that you have to say they're not that bad
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means that they are that bad
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Did you ever hear a Boston girl have an orgasm
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IN BOSTON ACCENT Oh yeah oh yeah Harder Harder
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Oh God that was so good
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Now I'm going to stuff my fucking face with Pepperidge Farm
Clip duration: 31 seconds
Views: 540
Timestamp in movie: 00h 11m 22s
Uploaded: 19 March, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear, Ted or his girlfriend, Lori.
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00:37 You got to let me help you make things right with you and...
00:30 Me and Ted are going to be best friends Daddy
00:10 We are going to party like the '80s
00:15 Thanks Flash
00:19 Welcome back Ted
00:15 I wish I could thank for this great night
00:22 You know what You're acting like a cock You know that
00:07 Making out with that Van Wilder looking guy
00:13 Are you out here all alone
00:15 I love my sixpence Better than my life
00:25 Trust me I can do this Shut up
00:05 What a cunt
00:36 Lori wait please
00:04 I love you
00:05 Jesus I look like the robot from Aliens
00:04 Let's see how well you know these streets
00:54 Mom Dad guess what My teddy bear's alive
00:05 You know what You're acting like a cock You know that
00:13 Ahh, you know sam, theres only
one way to end a perfect day.
00:12 Thanks so much for coming