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Ted:
[Finishing ringing up a customer at his check-out line]
There we go. Thank you very much. Please come again. We have a lot more groceries. [Ted turns around and sits down. He notices Tami-Lynn on the other end of the check-out counter] Ted:
Hey, uh, hey Ellen. Ellen:
Yeah? Ted:
Who's that over there? Ellen:
[Turns around to see Tami-Lynn before turning back to Ted]
Oh, that's the new check-out girl. Don't know her name, seems cute. Ted:
Yeah, very cute. Do you know what I'd like to do to her? Something I call a Dirty Fozzie. [Ted gets up on his counter and waves at Tami-Lynn, who smiles and waves back at him. They blow kisses at each other. He dry-humps the credit card machine, making her giggle. He then simulates oral sex with a Snickers bar, making her laugh further. Ted then squirts bottles of lotion on his face to simulate bukkake, causing her to stare blankly at him] Ted:
Okay, all right, so that's where we'll draw the line
[Finishing ringing up a customer at his check-out line]
There we go. Thank you very much. Please come again. We have a lot more groceries. [Ted turns around and sits down. He notices Tami-Lynn on the other end of the check-out counter] Ted:
Hey, uh, hey Ellen. Ellen:
Yeah? Ted:
Who's that over there? Ellen:
[Turns around to see Tami-Lynn before turning back to Ted]
Oh, that's the new check-out girl. Don't know her name, seems cute. Ted:
Yeah, very cute. Do you know what I'd like to do to her? Something I call a Dirty Fozzie. [Ted gets up on his counter and waves at Tami-Lynn, who smiles and waves back at him. They blow kisses at each other. He dry-humps the credit card machine, making her giggle. He then simulates oral sex with a Snickers bar, making her laugh further. Ted then squirts bottles of lotion on his face to simulate bukkake, causing her to stare blankly at him] Ted:
Okay, all right, so that's where we'll draw the line
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There we go
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Thank you very much please come again We have a lot more groceries
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SIGHS
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Hey Ellen
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Yeah
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Who's that over there
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That's the new checkout girl
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Don't know her name Seems cute
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Yeah very cute Do you know what I'd like to do to her
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Something I call a Dirty Fozzie
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Movie Summary
John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear, Ted or his girlfriend, Lori.
