I don't - I don't understand. I really don't. You're 35...

Ted • 2012

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[from trailer]

[thunder is heard outside]

Lori:
I don't - I don't understand. I really don't. You're 35 years old and you're still scared of a little thunder?
John:
I am not!
[Ted comes running into the bed]

Ted:
Thunder buddies for life, right, Johnny?
John:
Fucking right.
Ted:
Alright, come on, let's sing the thunder song.
John:
Alright.
John, Ted:
[singing]
When you hear the sound of thunder, / Don't you get too scared. / Just grab your thunder buddy / And say these magic words: / "Fuck you, thunder! / You can suck my dick! / You can't get me thunder / 'Cause you're just God's farts!"
[blow raspberries]

Transcript:
Yeah, John?
Do you promise we'll
always be together?
I promise.
Thunder buddies for life.
Thunder buddies for life.
And that was a promise that
neither one of them ever forgot.
So, where are
John and Teddy today?
Well, let me
put it this way.
No matter how big a splash
you make in this world,
whether you're Corey Feldman,
Frankie Muniz, Justin Bieber,
or a talking teddy bear,
eventually,
nobody gives a shit.

Clip duration: 75 seconds
Views: 49
Timestamp in movie: 00:00:00
Uploaded: 28 January, 2021
Genres: comedy
Summary: John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear, Ted or his girlfriend, Lori.