Thank you. So I'm gonna give my chops a rest and bring a friend up to the stage. He's...
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[Norah Jones returns to the stage after an intermission]
Norah Jones:
Thank you. So I'm gonna give my chops a rest and bring a friend up to the stage. He's gonna sing a song to a special lady in the audience who he loves very much. Please, give a big hand... to John Bennett!
[John enters the stage and waves at the crowd]
Lori:
Oh... my God.
Rex:
Holy... shit.
[John attempts to shake Norah's hand, but she smacks his bottom on her way toward the piano. John approaches the microphone]
Ted:
I gotta fuck her again.
John:
Um, hiya. My name is John Bennett, and this is for Lori Collins, 'cause I love you. You know, this song reminds me of the most important night in my life... the night we met. Uh, this is the theme song from the movie Octopussy.
[Norah plays the saxophone and piano to start the song]
John:
[singing off-key]
All I wanted was a sweet distraction for an hour or two / Had no intention to do the things we've done...
Ted:
Still better than Katy Perry.
John:
[singing off-key]
Funny how it always goes with love, when you don't look, you find / But then we're two of a kind /
[raises voice]
John:
We move as one / We're an all-time high...
Rex:
You suck! Get off the stage - Oh, c'mon, give him a chance!
[Crowd boos John as he continues to sing]
Angry fan:
You're an asshole!
[Angry fan jumps off the guard rail and runs toward John, but John knocks him out with the microphone stand, sending him crashing off the stage]
Norah Jones:
Oh Jesus!
[Security escorts John off the stage as other personnel surround the injured fan]
Norah Jones:
Thank you. So I'm gonna give my chops a rest and bring a friend up to the stage. He's gonna sing a song to a special lady in the audience who he loves very much. Please, give a big hand... to John Bennett!
[John enters the stage and waves at the crowd]
Lori:
Oh... my God.
Rex:
Holy... shit.
[John attempts to shake Norah's hand, but she smacks his bottom on her way toward the piano. John approaches the microphone]
Ted:
I gotta fuck her again.
John:
Um, hiya. My name is John Bennett, and this is for Lori Collins, 'cause I love you. You know, this song reminds me of the most important night in my life... the night we met. Uh, this is the theme song from the movie Octopussy.
[Norah plays the saxophone and piano to start the song]
John:
[singing off-key]
All I wanted was a sweet distraction for an hour or two / Had no intention to do the things we've done...
Ted:
Still better than Katy Perry.
John:
[singing off-key]
Funny how it always goes with love, when you don't look, you find / But then we're two of a kind /
[raises voice]
John:
We move as one / We're an all-time high...
Rex:
You suck! Get off the stage - Oh, c'mon, give him a chance!
[Crowd boos John as he continues to sing]
Angry fan:
You're an asshole!
[Angry fan jumps off the guard rail and runs toward John, but John knocks him out with the microphone stand, sending him crashing off the stage]
Norah Jones:
Oh Jesus!
[Security escorts John off the stage as other personnel surround the injured fan]
Transcript
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And then you can say whatever you want
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SIGHS Look John loves you very much
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more than anything in the world
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and he's falling to fucking pieces without you
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He knows he screwed up huge
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but you've got to believe me it wasn't all his fault
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I told him to bail on you that night at Rex's and he said No
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He said no he was going to stay there with you and I twisted his arm Lori
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So if you just give him one more chance
Clip duration: 34 seconds
Views: 225
Timestamp in movie: 01h 17m 11s
Uploaded: 19 March, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear, Ted or his girlfriend, Lori.
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00:16 You're mine Ted
00:05 I thought you were going to be funnier
00:12 I look stupid
00:14 Sometimes I think back to that Christmas morning
00:35 So if you just give him one more chance
00:11 GUY You guys have been going out for four years
00:37 TED Johnny where are you You got to get over here man
00:04 You can do any '90s song with just vowels
00:05 Death to Ming
00:07 SOBBING Why are you crying
00:36 This is Wade Boggs' autographed bat
00:31 Thanks Flash
00:29 There we go
00:36 You know Ted when I was a little boy
00:21 Okay here's a test to see how much you actually care...
00:07 Look what Jesus did Look what Jesus did Look what Jesus did
00:37 I have to say I've been following you ever since I was...
00:06 TED Hey Lori can you set the alarm for 11 00 A M
00:10 Stand up straight when you're talking to me
00:06 Yeah it's kind of funny actually