Ted: All right, kid, you win. We'll do it your way. What do you want to do? You want to play a game? It's playtime, right? We'll play a game. Robert: Yeah, I want to play a game. Ted: Good, good. Uh,
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Ted:
All right, kid, you win. We'll do it your way. What do you want to do? You want to play a game? It's playtime, right? We'll play a game.
Robert:
Yeah, I want to play a game.
Ted:
Good, good. Uh, all right. Let's see. How about... How about we play a little game of hide and seek?
Robert:
I love hide and seek. I'll hide.
Ted:
Wait now, hang on a sec, there. Your dad likes you to show good manners. Right, Tubby McFat-Fuck?
Robert:
Okay, you hide first.
Ted:
Great. Fantastic. Okay, now you count to a hundred, and then you try to find me, okay?
Robert:
Okay. Uh, do I need to wash my hands before I play this game?
Ted:
No. That's a weird fucking question. No, just start counting.

Transcript:
All right, kid, you win.
We'll do it your way.
What do you want to do?
You want to play a game?
It's playtime, right?
We'll play a game.
Yeah, I want to
play a game.
Good, good. Let's see.
How about we...
How about we play a little
game of hide and seek?
I love hide and seek.
I'll hide.
Now, hang on a sec, there.
Your dad likes you to show good manners.
Right, Tubby McFat-Fuck?
Okay. You hide first.
Great. Fantastic.
Okay, now you count to 100, and
then you try to find me, okay?
Okay.
Do I need to wash my hands
before I play this game?
No. That's a weird fucking question.
No, just start counting.
One, two,
three, four, five,
six, seven...
No peeking, now,
or you'll get kid cancer.
...eight, nine, ten,
eleven, twelve,
thirteen...

Clip duration: 86 seconds
Views: 16
Uploaded: 28 January, 2021
Genres: comedy
Summary: John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear, Ted or his girlfriend, Lori.


Actors

Robert - Aedin Mincks