So, Tami-Lynn, why don't you... tell us a little bit about yourself, like where you're...

Lori: So, Tami-Lynn, why don't you... tell us a little bit about yourself, like where you're from? I'm always fascinated to meet Ted's girlfriends. Tami-Lynn: What do you mean, 'girlfriends'? [Looking at Ted] Tami-Lynn: What's it like a lot of 'em or somethin'? Ted: N-no, that's not what she meant at all. Right, Lori? You didn't mean that. Lori: No, what I meant to say was Ted's very handsome, so I'm always interested in meeting the ladies that can snatch him up. Tami-Lynn: Did you just call me a whore? Lori: What? Tami-Lynn: You just worry about your own snatch. How about that, honey? Ted, John: Whoa! John: What the hell happened? We're having a friendly meal. Ted: Yeah, this was a nice evening. Tami-Lynn: Don't talk shit to me. Lori: I just asked you a question. Tami-Lynn: You know, you're a frickin' snob. You think you're all cool, 'cause you work at some fuckin' fancy shit place? Whatever. Ted: Take it easy. [Looks at Lori] Ted: Nice, Lori. Real nice. Lori: Me? It's not my fault she can't speak English. Tami-Lynn: [Gets up] Oh fuck you! Just 'cause you're on the business world and shit, you think what, everybody should suck your asshole or somethin'? Ted: [Grabs Tami-Lynn's hand to calm her down] Okay, all right. Tami-Lynn, come on, honey. Let's get out of here. We'll go back to my place for a couple of Vodka and Strawberry Quiks, all right? Come on. Tami-Lynn: You know what? I gave birth once, bitch! I can kick your fuckin' ass! And you better never should you show your face around Quincy, you hear me? Ever! Ted: Okay, okay, come on. Come on. [Ted and Tami-Lynn walk out of the restaurant] Ted: I didn't know you had a baby. Is it alive?

So, Tami-Lynn, why don't you tell us a little bit about yourself? Like, where are you from? I'm always fascinated to meet Ted's girlfriends. What do you mean "girlfriends"? Was there a lot of them or something? No, that's not what she meant at all. Right, Lori? Lori, you didn't mean that. No, no,no. What I meant to say was Ted's very handsome so I'm always interested in meeting the lady that can snatch him up. Did you just call me a whore? What? You just worry about your own "snatch." How about that, honey? Whoa! Whoa! - Whoa! What the hell happened? We're having a friendly meal here. This was a nice evening. Don't talk shit to me. I just asked you a question. You know, you're a freaking snob. You think you're cool because you work at some fucking fancy shit place, whatever. Okay, take it easy. Nice, Lori, real nice. Me? It's not my fault she can't speak English. Oh, fuck you! Just because you're on the business world and shit you think, what, everybody should suck your asshole, or something? Okay. All right, Tami, come on, honey. Let's get out of here. We'll go back to my place for a couple of vodka and strawberry Quiks. You know what? I gave birth once, bitch. I could kick your fucking ass. And you better never show your face around Quincy, you hear me? Okay, come on. Ever! I didn't know you had a baby. Is it alive? What a cunt. Ow! I hate that word! What? That word. It's so sharp, it's like an electric sword slashing everything in its path. Why would you say that? You didn't exactly stand up for me. I'm trying to walk a line, here. I want to be fair to you and to him, you know? I think you're being a little more fair to him. Oh, come on. You know, your boss called this morning asking me how my arm was. Huh? Yeah, because of that dog fight that I tried to break up. Oh. If I had to make a guess I would say that you made up some bullshit excuse to get out of work to go to Ted's. Now, am I right? I made you out to be a hero. You know what, John, we asked Ted to move out so we can give ourselves a chance without him. You're not giving anything a chance if you keep blowing off work to get high with your teddy bear. You're right. I've been getting stoned too much. I know that. I've been bumming around with Ted too much. I know that, too. You give me one more chance, I promise I can fix it. John, I need a man. Not a little boy with a teddy bear. I know, done. Man. Right here, in front of you, all right? Look at these pecs. These are man pecs. Look at the hair on my upper lip. That's man hair. I just farted. That was a man fart. Fine, John, but this is, I swear to God, your last chance. Trust me. I love you. All right, I love you. I love you so much. You won't be sorry, I swear. Did you really just fart? Yeah, but I pushed it that way with my hand. I wonder who it's going to hit first. So, if I told him once, I told him a million times these numbers do not add up. Who did this to us? God damn it! I'm here on business! All right, here we go. I'm really glad that you came. Me, too. Yeah? Is it okay if I kick your boss's ass? That won't affect your workplace chemistry, will it? Please play nice. For you, I will. Thank you. Anything. There she is. I was worried you weren't coming. Hey, squirt, how you doing? Where's your bunny rabbit? He's a bear.