You know Ted, when I was a little boy, I saw you on television. And I thought you were the...
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Donny:
You know Ted, when I was a little boy, I saw you on television. And I thought you were the most amazing, most wonderful thing I'd ever seen, ever. And I asked my dad if I could have a magically little teddy bear, too. And he said, "No."
Ted:
Can you just email me the rest of this story?
Donny:
And I was so heartbroken. And I promised myself that if I ever had a son, I would never, ever, ever say no to him. Ever.
Ted:
Maybe "no" to a Snickers bar every once in a while wouldn't hurt.
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You know Ted when I was a little boy
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I saw you on television
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And I thought you were the most amazing
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most wonderful thing I'd ever seen Ever
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And I asked my dad if I could have a magical little teddy bear too
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And he said No
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Can you just email me the rest of this story
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And I was so heartbroken
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And I promised myself that if I ever had a son
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I would never ever ever say no to him
Clip duration: 36 seconds
Views: 150
Timestamp in movie: 01h 22m 59s
Uploaded: 19 March, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear, Ted or his girlfriend, Lori.
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Actors
00:21 Okay here's a test to see how much you actually care...
00:07 Look what Jesus did Look what Jesus did Look what Jesus did
00:37 I have to say I've been following you ever since I was...
00:06 TED Hey Lori can you set the alarm for 11 00 A M
00:10 Stand up straight when you're talking to me
00:06 Yeah it's kind of funny actually
00:05 All right look let's just find a better place to get...
00:10 TED Down here
00:04 I don't I look like Snuggle's accountant
00:05 I didn't know you had a baby Is it alive
00:23 Plus a hooker took a shit in our apartment
00:36 Lori was right about you
00:31 Look all I'm saying is that Boston women are on the...
00:37 You got to let me help you make things right with you and...
00:30 Me and Ted are going to be best friends Daddy
00:10 We are going to party like the '80s
00:15 Thanks Flash
00:19 Welcome back Ted
00:15 I wish I could thank for this great night
00:22 You know what You're acting like a cock You know that