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Donny: You know Ted, when I was a little boy, I saw you on television. And I thought you were the most amazing, most wonderful thing I'd ever seen, ever. And I asked my dad if I could have a magically
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Ted 2012
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Donny:
You know Ted, when I was a little boy, I saw you on television. And I thought you were the most amazing, most wonderful thing I'd ever seen, ever. And I asked my dad if I could have a magically little teddy bear, too. And he said, "No."
Ted:
Can you just email me the rest of this story?
Donny:
And I was so heartbroken. And I promised myself that if I ever had a son, I would never, ever, ever say no to him. Ever.
Ted:
Maybe "no" to a Snickers bar every once in a while wouldn't hurt.

Transcript:
You know, Ted,
when I was a little boy,
I saw you on television.
And I thought you were
the most amazing,
most wonderful thing
I'd ever seen. Ever.
And I asked my dad if I could have
a magical little teddy bear, too.
And he said, "No."
Can you just email me
the rest of this story?
And I was so heartbroken.
And I promised myself that
if I ever had a son,
I would never,
ever, ever say no to him.
Even
Maybe "no" to a Snickers bar every
once in a while wouldn't hurt.
Me and Ted are going
to be best friends, Daddy.
Yes, you are,
my little chipmunk.
Happy playtime.
Jesus fucking Christ!
I said a bad word
one time.
Daddy punished me
for it.
That's a great story.
I felt like I was there.
Daddy gave me an ouch.
Now, I have to
give you an ouch.
All right, kid, you win.
We'll do it your way.
What do you want to do?
You want to play a game?
It's playtime, right?
We'll play a game.
Yeah, I want to
play a game.
Good, good. Let's see.
How about we...
How about we play a little
game of hide and seek?

Clip duration: 85 seconds
Views: 51
Timestamp in movie: 00:00:00
Uploaded: 28 January, 2021
Genres: comedy
Summary: John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear, Ted or his girlfriend, Lori.


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