Why are you crying? My dick was squished by the TV.
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Ted:
[after a TV falls on John]
Why are you crying?
John:
My dick was squished by the TV.
Transcript
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SOBBING Why are you crying
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My dick is squished by the TV
Clip duration: 7 seconds
Views: 253
Timestamp in movie: 01h 10m 44s
Uploaded: 19 March, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear, Ted or his girlfriend, Lori.
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00:36 This is Wade Boggs' autographed bat
00:31 Thanks Flash
00:29 There we go
00:36 You know Ted when I was a little boy
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00:07 Look what Jesus did Look what Jesus did Look what Jesus did
00:37 I have to say I've been following you ever since I was...
00:06 TED Hey Lori can you set the alarm for 11 00 A M
00:10 Stand up straight when you're talking to me
00:06 Yeah it's kind of funny actually
00:05 All right look let's just find a better place to get...
00:10 TED Down here
00:04 I don't I look like Snuggle's accountant
00:05 I didn't know you had a baby Is it alive
00:23 Plus a hooker took a shit in our apartment
00:36 Lori was right about you
00:31 Look all I'm saying is that Boston women are on the...
00:37 You got to let me help you make things right with you and...
00:30 Me and Ted are going to be best friends Daddy
00:10 We are going to party like the '80s