Listen. You got to let me help you make things right with you and Lori. There's no putting...
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Ted:
Listen. You got to let me help you make things right with you and Lori.
John:
There's no putting things right. She fucking hates me.
Ted:
No, John. We can... We can get her back. Look, you remember when you were 10, and you hit that squirrel with your BB gun? And then when we saw it fall from the tree, we both started crying, you remember? And then we ran up to it and we tried to give it CPR, and it came back to life. John, we could do that again.
John:
Ted, we crushed its ribcage and blew out its lungs trying to give it CPR. It died.
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You got to let me help you make things right with you and Lori
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There's no putting things right She fucking hates me
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No John We can get her back
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Look
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you remember when you were 10
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and you hit that squirrel with your BB gun
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And then when we saw it fall from the tree
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we both started crying you remember
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And then we ran up to it
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and we tried to give it CPR and it came back to life
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John we could do that again
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Ted
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we crushed its ribcage and blew out its lungs trying to give it CPR
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It died
Clip duration: 37 seconds
Views: 233
Timestamp in movie: 01h 11m 09s
Uploaded: 19 March, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear, Ted or his girlfriend, Lori.
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Actors
00:30 Me and Ted are going to be best friends Daddy
00:10 We are going to party like the '80s
00:15 Thanks Flash
00:19 Welcome back Ted
00:15 I wish I could thank for this great night
00:22 You know what You're acting like a cock You know that
00:07 Making out with that Van Wilder looking guy
00:13 Are you out here all alone
00:15 I love my sixpence Better than my life
00:25 Trust me I can do this Shut up
00:05 What a cunt
00:36 Lori wait please
00:04 I love you
00:05 Jesus I look like the robot from Aliens
00:04 Let's see how well you know these streets
00:54 Mom Dad guess what My teddy bear's alive
00:05 You know what You're acting like a cock You know that
00:13 Ahh, you know sam, theres only
one way to end a perfect day.
00:12 Thanks so much for coming
00:09 Im so sorry