Ted: Listen. You got to let me help you make things right with you and Lori. John: There's no putting things right. She fucking hates me. Ted: No, John. We can... We can get her back. Look, you
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Ted:
Listen. You got to let me help you make things right with you and Lori.
John:
There's no putting things right. She fucking hates me.
Ted:
No, John. We can... We can get her back. Look, you remember when you were 10, and you hit that squirrel with your BB gun? And then when we saw it fall from the tree, we both started crying, you remember? And then we ran up to it and we tried to give it CPR, and it came back to life. John, we could do that again.
John:
Ted, we crushed its ribcage and blew out its lungs trying to give it CPR. It died.

Transcript:
Listen.
You got to let me help you make
things right with you and Lori.
There's no putting things right.
She fucking hates me.
No, John.
We can get her back.
Look,
you remember
when you were 10,
and you hit that squirrel
with your BB gun?
And then when we saw
it fall from the tree,
we both started crying,
you remember?
And then we ran up to it
and we tried to give it CPR,
and it came back to life.
John, we could
do that again.
Ted,
we crushed its ribcage and blew out
its lungs trying to give it CPR.
It died.
Come on. We're going
to the Hatch Shell.
Yeah!
Thanks. We're going to take a short
break, but we'll be back in a few.

Clip duration: 96 seconds
Views: 16
Uploaded: 28 January, 2021
Genres: comedy
Summary: John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear, Ted or his girlfriend, Lori.


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