Excuse me. Hey, Ted. Johnny, where are you? You gotta get over here, man! Why? What's...
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[John gets a phone call from Ted]
John:
Excuse me.
[Walks out of the bar as he answers his phone]
John:
Hey, Ted.
Ted:
Johnny, where are you? You gotta get over here, man!
John:
Why? What's going on?
Ted:
Okay, so I'm having a little impromptu thing with some people at my apartment, and John, Sam Jones is here.
John:
What?
Ted:
Sam Jones, Flash Fucking Gordon is here.
John:
Holy shit! What?
Ted:
You remember I said my buddy's cousin is friends with Sam Jones? My buddy's in town with his cousin. And who do you think is with him? Sam Jones. Sam Jones is here. And John, his hair is parted down the middle.
John:
Just like in the movie.
Ted:
Yes. Get over here, right now.
John:
[Whispers]
Fuck, I can't! I'm with Lori here. I'm already on probation. I just... I can't.
Ted:
John, Flash Gordon was the most important figure of our formative years. He taught us right from wrong, good from evil. And that the word 'acting' apparently has an extremely broad definition. Flash Gordon is the symbol of our friendship, John. Come share this with me.
John:
[Breathing heavily]
I'm coming.
[John runs back to the bar]
John:
Rex, I gotta go. Look, I'll be back in like 30 minutes, tops, okay? But Lori cannot find out. She absolutely cannot know I was gone. If you can cover for me, I'm cool with all that other shit.
Rex:
I got your back on this. She won't know. I've been there.
John:
Alright, this is one man to another. I don't really know you, but I'm trusting you as a man. This is serious.
Rex:
Dude, one man to another, I got you on this.
John:
Thank you. I'll be back.
[John runs out to Lori's car]
Rex:
I'm gonna have sex with your girlfriend.
Transcript
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TED Johnny where are you You got to get over here man
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Why what's going on
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Okay so I'm having a little impromptu thing
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with some people at my apartment
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And John Sam Jones is here
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What
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Sam Jones Flash fucking Gordon is here
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Holy shit What
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You remember I said my buddy's cousin is friends with Sam Jones
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My buddy's in town with his cousin
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and who do you think is with him Sam Jones
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Sam Jones is here and John
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WHISPERS his hair is parted down the middle
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Just like in the movie
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Yes Get over here right now
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Fuck I can't
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I'm with Lori here I'm already on probation
Clip duration: 37 seconds
Views: 269
Timestamp in movie: 00h 53m 16s
Uploaded: 19 March, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear, Ted or his girlfriend, Lori.
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