[John gets a phone call from Ted] John: Excuse me. [Walks out of the bar as he answers his phone] John: Hey, Ted. Ted: Johnny, where are you? You gotta get over here, man! John: Why? What's going on?
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[John gets a phone call from Ted]

John:
Excuse me.
[Walks out of the bar as he answers his phone]

John:
Hey, Ted.
Ted:
Johnny, where are you? You gotta get over here, man!
John:
Why? What's going on?
Ted:
Okay, so I'm having a little impromptu thing with some people at my apartment, and John, Sam Jones is here.
John:
What?
Ted:
Sam Jones, Flash Fucking Gordon is here.
John:
Holy shit! What?
Ted:
You remember I said my buddy's cousin is friends with Sam Jones? My buddy's in town with his cousin. And who do you think is with him? Sam Jones. Sam Jones is here. And John, his hair is parted down the middle.
John:
Just like in the movie.
Ted:
Yes. Get over here, right now.
John:
[Whispers]
Fuck, I can't! I'm with Lori here. I'm already on probation. I just... I can't.
Ted:
John, Flash Gordon was the most important figure of our formative years. He taught us right from wrong, good from evil. And that the word 'acting' apparently has an extremely broad definition. Flash Gordon is the symbol of our friendship, John. Come share this with me.
John:
[Breathing heavily]
I'm coming.
[John runs back to the bar]

John:
Rex, I gotta go. Look, I'll be back in like 30 minutes, tops, okay? But Lori cannot find out. She absolutely cannot know I was gone. If you can cover for me, I'm cool with all that other shit.
Rex:
I got your back on this. She won't know. I've been there.
John:
Alright, this is one man to another. I don't really know you, but I'm trusting you as a man. This is serious.
Rex:
Dude, one man to another, I got you on this.
John:
Thank you. I'll be back.
[John runs out to Lori's car]

Rex:
I'm gonna have sex with your girlfriend.

Transcript:
Excuse me.
Hey, Ted.
Johnny, where are you? You
got to get over here, man.
Why, what's going on?
Okay, so I'm having
a little impromptu thing
with some people
at my apartment.
And, John,
Sam Jones is here.
What?
Sam Jones.
Flash-fucking-Gordon is here.
Holy shit! What?
You remember I said my buddy's
cousin is friends with Sam Jones?
My buddy's in town
with his cousin,
and who do you think is with him?
Sam Jones.
Sam Jones is here,
and, John,
his hair is
parted down the middle.
Just like in the movie.
Yes. Get over here
right now.
Fuck, I can%!
I'm with Lori here.
I'm already on probation.
I can't.
John, Flash Gordon was the most important
influence of our formative years.
He taught us right from
wrong, good from evil.
And that the word
"acting" apparently
has an extremely
broad definition.
Flash Gordon is the symbol
of our friendship, John.
Come share this with me.
I'm coming.
Rex, I got to go.
I'll be back in 30 minutes
tops, okay?
But Lori cannot find out. She
absolutely cannot know I was gone.
If you can cover for me, I'm
cool with all that other shit.
I got your back on this. She won't know.
I've been there.
All right, this is
one man to another.
I don't really know you, but
I'm trusting you, as a man.
This is serious.
Dude, one man to another.
I got you on this.
Thank you.
I'll be back.
I'm going to have sex
with your girlfriend.
Johnny, thank Christ
you made it.
Dude, I got 10 minutes.
Where's Flash Gordon?
Okay, get ready.
Hey, Sam, this is the guy
I was telling you about.
Flash!
A-ah!
Savior of the universe!
Flash!
A-ah!
He'll save every one of us!
Just a man
with a man's courage
He knows nothing but a man
But he can never fail
No one but the pure in heart
Can find the golden grail
How you doing?
Good to meet you.
I thank you for
saving every one of us.
Well, you're welcome.
He acknowledged it.
Let's do some shots.
With you?
Ch, my God, yes!
Ch, my God, yes!
Let's go!

Clip duration: 210 seconds
Views: 20
Uploaded: 28 January, 2021
Genres: comedy
Summary: John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear, Ted or his girlfriend, Lori.


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