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[from trailer] Ted:
I met a girl; she's a cashier. John:
No way! That's awesome! We should fuckin' double date or something, you, me and Lori and w-what's her name? Ted:
White trash name. Guess. John:
Mandy. Ted:
Nope. John:
Marilyn. Ted:
Nope. John:
Brittany? Ted:
Nope. John:
Tiffany. Ted:
Nope. John:
Candace. Ted:
Nope. John:
Don't fuck with me on this! I know this shit! Ted:
Do you see me fuckin' with you? I'm completely serious. John:
Alright, speed round. I'm gonna rattle off some names, and when I hit it, you fuckin' buzz it, okay? You got me? Ted:
You do it. I will tell you. Yeah. John:
Alright: Brandy, Heather, Channing, Brianna, Amber, Serena, Melody, Dakota, Sierra, Bambi, Crystal, Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tammy, Lauren, Charlene, Chantelle, Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Krista, Mindy, Noel, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra, Nikki, Kelsey, Shawna, Jolene, Urleen, Claudia, Savannah, Casey, Dolly, Kendra, Kylie, Chloe, Devon, Emmalou, fuckin' *Becky*? Ted:
No. John:
Wait; was it any of those names with a "Lynn" after it? Ted:
*Yes*. John:
Oh, I got you, motherfucker! I got you! [Ted laughs] John:
Okay. Brandi-Lynn, Heather-Lynn... Ted:
Tami-Lynn. John:
[Exasperated]
*Fuck*!
I met a girl; she's a cashier. John:
No way! That's awesome! We should fuckin' double date or something, you, me and Lori and w-what's her name? Ted:
White trash name. Guess. John:
Mandy. Ted:
Nope. John:
Marilyn. Ted:
Nope. John:
Brittany? Ted:
Nope. John:
Tiffany. Ted:
Nope. John:
Candace. Ted:
Nope. John:
Don't fuck with me on this! I know this shit! Ted:
Do you see me fuckin' with you? I'm completely serious. John:
Alright, speed round. I'm gonna rattle off some names, and when I hit it, you fuckin' buzz it, okay? You got me? Ted:
You do it. I will tell you. Yeah. John:
Alright: Brandy, Heather, Channing, Brianna, Amber, Serena, Melody, Dakota, Sierra, Bambi, Crystal, Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tammy, Lauren, Charlene, Chantelle, Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Krista, Mindy, Noel, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra, Nikki, Kelsey, Shawna, Jolene, Urleen, Claudia, Savannah, Casey, Dolly, Kendra, Kylie, Chloe, Devon, Emmalou, fuckin' *Becky*? Ted:
No. John:
Wait; was it any of those names with a "Lynn" after it? Ted:
*Yes*. John:
Oh, I got you, motherfucker! I got you! [Ted laughs] John:
Okay. Brandi-Lynn, Heather-Lynn... Ted:
Tami-Lynn. John:
[Exasperated]
*Fuck*!
Full Transcript
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l met a girl She's a cashier
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No way that's awesome Yeah
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Well we should fucking double date or something
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You me and Lori and what's her name
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White trash name Guess
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Mandy No
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Marilyn No
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Britney Tiffany No No
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Candice No
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Don't fuck with me on this l know this shit
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Do you see me fucking with you All right speed round
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l'm going to rattle off some names
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and when l hit it fucking buzz it
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l will tell you You got me
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All right Brandi Heather Channing
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Breanna Amber Sabrina Melody
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Dakota Sierra Bambi Crystal
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Samantha Autumn Ruby Taylor Tara Tami
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Lauren Charlene Chantal Courtney Misty Jenny Krista
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Mindy Noelle Shelby Trina Reba Cassandra
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Nikki Kelsey Shawna Jolene Earline Claudine
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Savannah Kasey Dolly Kendra Carla Chloe Devon Emmylou
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Fucking Becky No
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Wait was it any one of those names with a Lynn after it
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Yes
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l got you motherfucker
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l got you Okay
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Brandi Lynn Heather Lynn Channing Tami Lynn
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Movie Summary
John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear, Ted or his girlfriend, Lori.
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Ted
John Bennett
