No, see trust me I can do this. Shut up. Let him try it, man. All right. Okay. What? Son...
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Ted:
No, see trust me I can do this.
Guy #1:
Shut up.
Guy #2:
Let him try it, man.
Guy #1:
All right. Okay.
[Puts his hand on the table with fingers spread out. Ted picks up a knife and starts stabbing the table between Guy #1's fingers as the crowd cheers. Ted stabs faster until he accidentally stabs Guy #1's hand. Crowd gasps as Guy #1 grabs his hand and crashes into the TV stand]
Ted:
What?
Guy #1:
[Holding his hand where blood is oozing out of the wound]
Son of a bitch!
Ted:
Well you never should have trusted me. I'm on drugs.
Transcript
00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:03.013
Trust me I can do this Shut up
00:00:03.304 --> 00:00:04.522
Let him try it man
00:00:04.652 --> 00:00:05.914
All right fuck it
00:00:08.132 --> 00:00:09.306
GUESTS CHEERING
00:00:09.567 --> 00:00:11.611
ALL Go go go
00:00:16.482 --> 00:00:17.007
SCREAMING
00:00:20.483 --> 00:00:21.875
You son of a bitch
00:00:21.961 --> 00:00:24.223
Well you never should have trusted me I'm on drugs
Clip duration: 25 seconds
Views: 167
Timestamp in movie: 00h 58m 39s
Uploaded: 19 March, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear, Ted or his girlfriend, Lori.
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Actors
00:05 What a cunt
00:36 Lori wait please
00:04 I love you
00:05 Jesus I look like the robot from Aliens
00:04 Let's see how well you know these streets
00:54 Mom Dad guess what My teddy bear's alive
00:05 You know what You're acting like a cock You know that
00:13 Ahh, you know sam, theres only
one way to end a perfect day.
00:12 Thanks so much for coming
00:09 Im so sorry
00:15 You're mine, Ted.
00:06 - Jesus, stay here.
- No, no, no, John.
Oh my god.
00:08 Holy shit.
00:06 No... you cant have
my teddybear...
00:11 Daddy
00:19 Oh my god, hes gonna
jump get closer
00:22 - Hey.
- Walking home alone, huh?
00:14 Yeah see theres a cart
00:07 Michelob ultra tuscan
orange grapefruit