No, see trust me I can do this. Shut up. Let him try it,...
No, see trust me I can do this.
Let him try it, man.
All right. Okay.
[Puts his hand on the table with fingers spread out. Ted picks up a knife and starts stabbing the table between Guy #1's fingers as the crowd cheers. Ted stabs faster until he accidentally stabs Guy #1's hand. Crowd gasps as Guy #1 grabs his hand and crashes into the TV stand]
[Holding his hand where blood is oozing out of the wound]
Son of a bitch!
Well you never should have trusted me. I'm on drugs.
You son of a bitch!
Well, you never should have trusted me.
I'm on drugs.
I just had a great idea.
Let's go get drunk and puke
on cars from the overpass.
Come on, I do not sound
that much like Peter Griffin.
Clip duration: 23 seconds
Uploaded: 28 January, 2021
Summary: John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear, Ted or his girlfriend, Lori.