Ted: No, see trust me I can do this. Guy #1: Shut up. Guy #2: Let him try it, man. Guy #1: All right. Okay. [Puts his hand on the table with fingers spread out. Ted picks up a knife and starts
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Ted:
No, see trust me I can do this.
Guy #1:
Shut up.
Guy #2:
Let him try it, man.
Guy #1:
All right. Okay.
[Puts his hand on the table with fingers spread out. Ted picks up a knife and starts stabbing the table between Guy #1's fingers as the crowd cheers. Ted stabs faster until he accidentally stabs Guy #1's hand. Crowd gasps as Guy #1 grabs his hand and crashes into the TV stand]

Ted:
What?
Guy #1:
[Holding his hand where blood is oozing out of the wound]
Son of a bitch!
Ted:
Well you never should have trusted me. I'm on drugs.

Transcript:
You son of a bitch!
Well, you never should have trusted me.
I'm on drugs.
Hey, Johnny,
I just had a great idea.
Let's go get drunk and puke
on cars from the overpass.
Come on, I do not sound
that much like Peter Griffin.

Clip duration: 23 seconds
Views: 19
Uploaded: 28 January, 2021
Genres: comedy
Summary: John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear, Ted or his girlfriend, Lori.


Actors

Guy #2 - Chris Cox