Ted: [sigh] Look, John... loves you very much. More than anything in the world, and he's... fallin' to fuckin' pieces without ya. Y'know, he knows he screwed up huge, but, you gotta believe me: it
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It wasn't all his fault... Alright? I told him to bale on...

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Ted:
[sigh]
Look, John... loves you very much. More than anything in the world, and he's... fallin' to fuckin' pieces without ya. Y'know, he knows he screwed up huge, but, you gotta believe me: it wasn't all his fault... Alright? I told him to bale on you, that night at Rex's. And he said, "No."... He said, "No." He was gonna stay there with you, and I twisted his arm, Lori... I promise, I will leave and I will never come back. Alright? He'll be all yours.
Lori:
Ted, that's a really nice offer, but I don't want you to do that... This is between John and me, and... I don't think it can be fixed...
Ted:
Yeah, because o' me! Look, look, Lori, you want him to be a man... Alright? But, as long as he's got his teddy bear... he's always gonna be a boy... He's waitin' down at Charlie's right now. So, if you go down there, and just talk to him... I'll be gone when you get back... forever. And... you'll see... He'll never be scared of thunder again.

Transcript:
Look, John
loves you very much,
more than
anything in the world,
and he's falling to fucking
pieces without you.
He knows
he screwed up huge
but you've got to believe me
it wasn't all his fault.
I told him to bail on you that
night at Rex's and he said, "No."
He said "no," he was going to stay there
with you, and I twisted his arm, Lori.
So, if you just give him
one more chance
I promise I will leave
and I'll never come back.
All right?
He'll be all yours.
Ted, that's
a really nice offer,
but I don't want
you to do that.
This is between John and me and
I don't think it can be fixed.
Yeah, because of me!
Look, Lori,
you want him to be a man.
But as long as
he's got his teddy bear,
he's always going to
be a boy.
He's waiting down
at Charlie's right now.
So, if you go down there
and just talk to him
I'll be gone
when you get back.
Forever.
And, you'll see,
he'll never be
scared of thunder again.
"Michelob Ultra
Tuscan Orange Grapefruit."
My God,
America is imploding.
Hi, Ted.
Fuck!

Clip duration: 143 seconds
Views: 20
Uploaded: 28 January, 2021
Genres: comedy
Summary: John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear, Ted or his girlfriend, Lori.


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