Ted! I'm alive, Johnny! Oh, my God! I'm alive. Your magical wish worked! You're back!...
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John:
Ted!
Ted:
I'm alive, Johnny!
John:
Oh, my God!
Ted:
I'm alive. Your magical wish worked!
John:
You're back!
Ted:
Yeah, I mean, when you sewed me up you put some of the stuffing in the wrong places, so I'm a little fucked up. But will you take care of me forever and ever?
[starts laughing]
Ted:
I'm just kidding you. I thought it would be funny if you thought I was fucking retarded.
John:
You asshole!
Ted:
Come here, you bastard. Ha-ha! Ah!
Lori:
Welcome back, Ted.
John:
It was you. You did it.
Ted:
Son of a bitch! You wished for my life back.
Lori:
No, no, no. I wished for my life back.
Ted!
Ted:
I'm alive, Johnny!
John:
Oh, my God!
Ted:
I'm alive. Your magical wish worked!
John:
You're back!
Ted:
Yeah, I mean, when you sewed me up you put some of the stuffing in the wrong places, so I'm a little fucked up. But will you take care of me forever and ever?
[starts laughing]
Ted:
I'm just kidding you. I thought it would be funny if you thought I was fucking retarded.
John:
You asshole!
Ted:
Come here, you bastard. Ha-ha! Ah!
Lori:
Welcome back, Ted.
John:
It was you. You did it.
Ted:
Son of a bitch! You wished for my life back.
Lori:
No, no, no. I wished for my life back.
Transcript
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I'm alive Johnny
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Oh my God
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I'm alive Your magical wish worked
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You're back
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Yeah I mean when you sewed me up
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you put some of the stuffing in the wrong places
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so I'm a little fucked up
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But will you take care of me forever and ever
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LAUGHS I'm just Kidding you I thought it would be funny
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if you thought I was fucking retarded
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You asshole
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Come here you bastard
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LAUGHING
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Ah
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Welcome back Ted
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It was you
Clip duration: 37 seconds
Views: 420
Timestamp in movie: 01h 40m 44s
Uploaded: 19 March, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear, Ted or his girlfriend, Lori.
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Actors
00:04 Back off Susan Boyle
00:36 All right kid you win We'll do it your way
00:05 See There proof Garfield's eyes look like a pair of...
00:18 You can't have my teddy bear
00:05 Company's turning 20 huh
00:36 TED Play Chopsticks you jazzy slut
00:28 Can you call it
00:07 My daughter better be alive you sick son of a bitch
00:14 We are going to party like the '80s
00:09 There is a shit on my floor
00:06 Woody Harrelson Smallest dick I've ever seen on a man
00:05 Oh yeah Chris Brown can do no wrong
00:10 I don't know that you want to go to a drug dealer with...
01:12 Why don't you tell us a little bit about yourself
00:34 And then you can say whatever you want
00:16 You're mine Ted
00:05 I thought you were going to be funnier
00:12 I look stupid
00:14 Sometimes I think back to that Christmas morning
00:35 So if you just give him one more chance