John: Ted! Ted: I'm alive, Johnny! John: Oh, my God! Ted: I'm alive. Your magical wish worked! John: You're back! Ted: Yeah, I mean, when you sewed me up you put some of the stuffing in the wrong
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John:
Ted!
Ted:
I'm alive, Johnny!
John:
Oh, my God!
Ted:
I'm alive. Your magical wish worked!
John:
You're back!
Ted:
Yeah, I mean, when you sewed me up you put some of the stuffing in the wrong places, so I'm a little fucked up. But will you take care of me forever and ever?
[starts laughing]

Ted:
I'm just kidding you. I thought it would be funny if you thought I was fucking retarded.
John:
You asshole!
Ted:
Come here, you bastard. Ha-ha! Ah!
Lori:
Welcome back, Ted.
John:
It was you. You did it.
Ted:
Son of a bitch! You wished for my life back.
Lori:
No, no, no. I wished for my life back.

Transcript:
Ted!
I'm alive, Johnny!
Oh, my God!
I'm alive.
Your magical wish worked!
You're back!
Yeah, I mean,
when you sewed me up
you put some of the stuffing
in the wrong places
so I'm a little fucked up.
But will you take care of me
forever and ever?
I'm just kidding you.
I thought it would be funny
if you thought
I was fucking retarded.
You asshole!
Come here, you bastard.
Ah!
Welcome back, Ted.
It was you.
YOU did it.
Son of a bitch!
You wished for
my life back.
No. No.
I wished for my life back.
I love you.
I love you, too.
And I want you to know that,
after last night
I don't ever want to lose anyone
who matters to me ever again.
I'm not going to wait any
longer for my life to start.

Clip duration: 69 seconds
Views: 20
Uploaded: 28 January, 2021
Genres: comedy
Summary: John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear, Ted or his girlfriend, Lori.


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