Oh... Lori, hey, you're home early. What the hell is this? The ladies and I were just...
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Lori:
[Enters apartment and sees Ted and four hookers on the couch watching TV]
Oh...
Ted:
Lori, hey, you're home early.
Lori:
What the hell is this?
Ted:
The ladies and I were just watching Jack and Jill, where Adam Sandler plays a guy and his sister, and it's, it's just awful. It's unwatchable, but y'know, they're hookers. So it's fine.
Lori:
This place is a wreck! Who are these girls?
Ted:
Oh, where are my manners? Lori, this is Angelique, Heavenly, Charene, and Sauvignon Blanc. I love you girls. Y'know, somewhere out there are four terrible fathers I wish I could thank for this great night!
Lori:
[Looks down on floor]
What is that?
Ted:
Wha- what is what?
Lori:
There's a... a shit on my floor! In the corner, there is a shit!
Ted:
Oh, yeah, Yeah, we were playing Truth or Dare, and, uh, Charene was pretty ballsy.
Lori:
There is a shit on my floor!
Ted:
Well, or, or, is the floor on the shit? Is what Kierkegaard would say.
John:
[John pokes a lobster head from out the door]
Rawr!
Ted:
Hahaha!
John:
Who lives here? I'm comin' to get who lives here! You owe me lobster money!
Ted:
Ahahaha! That's my buddy Johnny. Not the lobster, the guy runnin' it.
John:
[Enters the apartment]
I found my phone. What's going on.
[John suddenly looks down on the floor]
John:
Is that a shit?
[Lori looks at John]
[Enters apartment and sees Ted and four hookers on the couch watching TV]
Oh...
Ted:
Lori, hey, you're home early.
Lori:
What the hell is this?
Ted:
The ladies and I were just watching Jack and Jill, where Adam Sandler plays a guy and his sister, and it's, it's just awful. It's unwatchable, but y'know, they're hookers. So it's fine.
Lori:
This place is a wreck! Who are these girls?
Ted:
Oh, where are my manners? Lori, this is Angelique, Heavenly, Charene, and Sauvignon Blanc. I love you girls. Y'know, somewhere out there are four terrible fathers I wish I could thank for this great night!
Lori:
[Looks down on floor]
What is that?
Ted:
Wha- what is what?
Lori:
There's a... a shit on my floor! In the corner, there is a shit!
Ted:
Oh, yeah, Yeah, we were playing Truth or Dare, and, uh, Charene was pretty ballsy.
Lori:
There is a shit on my floor!
Ted:
Well, or, or, is the floor on the shit? Is what Kierkegaard would say.
John:
[John pokes a lobster head from out the door]
Rawr!
Ted:
Hahaha!
John:
Who lives here? I'm comin' to get who lives here! You owe me lobster money!
Ted:
Ahahaha! That's my buddy Johnny. Not the lobster, the guy runnin' it.
John:
[Enters the apartment]
I found my phone. What's going on.
[John suddenly looks down on the floor]
John:
Is that a shit?
[Lori looks at John]
Transcript
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Lori hey you're home early
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What the hell is this
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The ladies and I were just watching Jack and Jill
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Adam Sandler plays a guy and his sister and it's just awful
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It's unwatchable
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But they're hookers so it's fine
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This place is a wreck Who are these girls
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Oh Where are my manners
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Lori this is Angelique Heavenly Cherene and Sauvignon Blanc
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I love you girls
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You know somewhere out there are four terrible fathers
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I wish I could thank for this great night
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What is that
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What is what
Clip duration: 34 seconds
Views: 300
Timestamp in movie: 00h 28m 20s
Uploaded: 19 March, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear, Ted or his girlfriend, Lori.
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00:19 So you think you got what it takes
00:36 Okay take it easy Nice Lori real nice
00:06 MAN Asshole
00:37 I'm alive Johnny
00:04 Back off Susan Boyle
00:36 All right kid you win We'll do it your way
00:05 See There proof Garfield's eyes look like a pair of...
00:18 You can't have my teddy bear
00:05 Company's turning 20 huh
00:36 TED Play Chopsticks you jazzy slut
00:28 Can you call it
00:07 My daughter better be alive you sick son of a bitch
00:14 We are going to party like the '80s
00:09 There is a shit on my floor
00:06 Woody Harrelson Smallest dick I've ever seen on a man
00:05 Oh yeah Chris Brown can do no wrong
00:10 I don't know that you want to go to a drug dealer with...
01:12 Why don't you tell us a little bit about yourself
00:34 And then you can say whatever you want
00:16 You're mine Ted