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Jesus, he's got nothing?

Jesus, he's got nothing? 25 years of marriageand no porn, I'd put a bullet in my head. Oh,...

ted • S01E01 • 2024

Jesus, he's got nothing? 25 years of marriage
and no porn, I'd put a bullet in my head. Oh, here we go. Oh, talk about
the right to bear arms. [chuckles]
Bear arms bearing arms, right? [laughs] Oh, man, everybody's
missing all this great stuff. Oh, wait. Oh, I know
what to do with this

Full Transcript

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Jesus, he's got nothing?

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25 years of marriage and no porn,

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I'd put a bullet in my head.

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Oh, here we go.

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Oh, talk about the right to bear arms.

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[chuckles] Bear arms bearing arms, right?

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[laughs] Oh, man, everybody's missing all this great stuff.

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Oh, wait. Oh, I know what to do with this.

Duration

20 seconds

Views

74

Timestamp in Movie

00:07:49

Uploaded

Jan 22, 2025

Season

1

Episode

1

Genres

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Movie Summary

It's 1993, and Ted the bear's moment of fame has passed. He's living back home with his best friend, John Bennett, and his family. While Ted may be a lousy influence on John, he's a loyal pal who will go out on a limb for friendship.