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Life is a series
of embarrassments. Bosses humiliating you, your wife nagging you
all the time, going off to fight
in the one war where you're the bad guy. I mean, fuck. - Is this supposed
to be a pep talk? - All I'm saying is,
you only get so many nights like this one, John. There are no junior proms
when you're an adult. You miss this one,
that's fucking it. The rest of your life is
spending all day breaking your back,
and all night standing at a toilet,
peeing in Morse code
of embarrassments. Bosses humiliating you, your wife nagging you
all the time, going off to fight
in the one war where you're the bad guy. I mean, fuck. - Is this supposed
to be a pep talk? - All I'm saying is,
you only get so many nights like this one, John. There are no junior proms
when you're an adult. You miss this one,
that's fucking it. The rest of your life is
spending all day breaking your back,
and all night standing at a toilet,
peeing in Morse code
Full Transcript
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- Life is a series
of embarrassments.
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Bosses humiliating you,
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your wife nagging you
all the time,
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going off to fight
in the one war
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where you're the bad guy.
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I mean, fuck.
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- Is this supposed
to be a pep talk?
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- All I'm saying is,
you only get so many nights
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like this one, John.
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There are no junior proms
when you're an adult.
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You miss this one,
that's fucking it.
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The rest of your life is
spending all day
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breaking your back,
and all night
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standing at a toilet,
peeing in Morse code.
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Movie Summary
It's 1993, and Ted the bear's moment of fame has passed. He's living back home with his best friend, John Bennett, and his family. While Ted may be a lousy influence on John, he's a loyal pal who will go out on a limb for friendship.
