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You sure that's going to work?

You surethat's going to work? - Yeah, I don't know. But all I'mthinking about right now is...

ted • S01E03 • 2024

You sure
that's going to work? - Yeah, I don't know. But all I'm
thinking about right now is my dead relatives. - Why? - Well, Father White once said that if you ever masturbate, then all your dead relatives
are up in heaven watching you. - How is that heaven? - Boy, you know,
that is a great point. - I mean,
are they up there like, "Hey, you want to go
to Abe Lincoln's house?" "Yeah, I'd like to, "but my nephew
is gonna jerk off, so I got to go watch that." - OK, so we're fine

Full Transcript

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- You sure that's going to work?

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- Yeah, I don't know.

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But all I'm thinking about right

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now is my dead relatives.

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- Why?

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- Well, Father White once said

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that if you ever masturbate,

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then all your dead relatives are up in heaven watching you.

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- How is that heaven?

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- Boy, you know, that is a great point.

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- I mean, are they up there like,

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"Hey, you want to go to Abe Lincoln's house?"

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"Yeah, I'd like to,

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"but my nephew is gonna jerk off,

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so I got to go watch that."

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- OK, so we're fine.

Duration

23 seconds

Views

71

Timestamp in Movie

00:16:22

Uploaded

Jan 22, 2025

Season

1

Episode

3

Genres

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Movie Summary

It's 1993, and Ted the bear's moment of fame has passed. He's living back home with his best friend, John Bennett, and his family. While Ted may be a lousy influence on John, he's a loyal pal who will go out on a limb for friendship.