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Teenage Caveman

Teens encounter people, who, after being used as guinea pigs for the experimental testing of a virus can live forever in a post apocalyptic world.

Director

Larry Clark

Year

Genre

horror, sci-fi, thriller

Box Office

N/A

Production

Creature Features Productions LLC

Awards

1 nomination.

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David

Sarah

Neil

Richard Hillman

Judith

Vincent

Elizabeth

Crystal Celeste Grant

Joshua

Heather

Shaman

Tribal Leader

Caveman Guard

Puppeteer

Puppeteer

Nathaniel

Hunter

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If you move before my signal,
hit what you're aiming at. - Teenage Caveman

If you move before my signal, hit what you're aiming at...

I just found out a few minutes ago. - Teenage Caveman

I just found out a few minutes ago.

Oh, my God! Oh, my God! - Teenage Caveman

Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Dad? - Teenage Caveman

You killed your father.
You fucked up, pretty boy. - Teenage Caveman

You killed your father. You fucked up, pretty boy.

Stop following me. - Teenage Caveman

Stop following me.

Come on! - Teenage Caveman

-Holy fuck!
-Wow! - Teenage Caveman

-Holy fuck! -Wow!

-My God, where are we?
-Are we in hell? - Teenage Caveman

-My God, where are we? -Are we in hell?

Art from a fertile period
in human creativity known as the '80s. - Teenage Caveman

Art from a fertile period in human creativity known as the &...

Oh, shit. - Teenage Caveman

It scared me. - Teenage Caveman

-What's the matter?
-You're naked. - Teenage Caveman

-What's the matter? -You're naked.

This water feels good. - Teenage Caveman

This water feels good.

-Are you all right?
-I was taught your body is private. - Teenage Caveman

-Are you all right? -I was taught your body is private.

Imagine the whipping we'd get
back in the caves. - Teenage Caveman

Imagine the whipping we'd get back in the caves.

You know about the ancients.
David says in the old times... - Teenage Caveman

You know about the ancients. David says in the old times...

Yeah! - Teenage Caveman

How was it? - Teenage Caveman

I got dopes. - Teenage Caveman

There's a lot more for us
to teach you than... - Teenage Caveman

There's a lot more for us to teach you than...

-I'm getting stripped.
-Oh, no. - Teenage Caveman

-I'm getting stripped. -Oh, no.

-Yes, there we go!
-Whatever you call these things. - Teenage Caveman

-Yes, there we go! -Whatever you call these things.

Thank you. Yeah, that's it. - Teenage Caveman

Thank you. Yeah, that's it.

Take it slow, fellas.
Ladies like to be touched softly. - Teenage Caveman

Take it slow, fellas. Ladies like to be touched softly.

What are you doing? - Teenage Caveman

What are you doing?

-I'm gonna tell my mom.
-We'll talk to your mom later. - Teenage Caveman

-I'm gonna tell my mom. -We'll talk to your mom la...

-What's happening to him?
-Oh, my God! - Teenage Caveman

-What's happening to him? -Oh, my God!

Oh, God. That was fantastic. Thanks. - Teenage Caveman

Oh, God. That was fantastic. Thanks.

Take a load off, sweetheart. - Teenage Caveman

Take a load off, sweetheart.

Oh, God. - Teenage Caveman

Oh, God, please don't hurt me. - Teenage Caveman

Oh, God, please don't hurt me.

-Tell everyone l say hello.
-I will. - Teenage Caveman

-Tell everyone l say hello. -I will.

Like the song Looking forward to a little afternoon delight - Teenage Caveman

Like the song Looking forward to a little afternoon delight

-Are you coming?
-Sure. Bye. - Teenage Caveman

-Are you coming? -Sure. Bye.

I want meat.
I'm going hunting. - Teenage Caveman

I want meat. I'm going hunting.

I love you, for chrissakes. - Teenage Caveman

I love you, for chrissakes.

It's not that it doesn't hurt, David. - Teenage Caveman

It's not that it doesn't hurt, David.

...what it was like... - Teenage Caveman

...what it was like...

Oh, okay, so you go, you make your
throat, like, small and you go.... - Teenage Caveman

Oh, okay, so you go, you make your throat, like, small and y...

I can't do it. - Teenage Caveman

-Judith, could l talk to you?
-Let me finish and l'll find you. - Teenage Caveman

-Judith, could l talk to you? -Let me finish and l'll f...

The best method to pass the virus
is through intercourse... - Teenage Caveman

The best method to pass the virus is through intercourse...

-You sure?
-I can't die without making love to you. - Teenage Caveman

-You sure? -I can't die without making love to you.

-That was Mark McGwire's ball!
-David! David, go. - Teenage Caveman

-That was Mark McGwire's ball! -David! David, go.

-I fucked all the girls, except you.
-Oh, don't hurt us, we're monsters. - Teenage Caveman

-I fucked all the girls, except you. -Oh, don't hurt us...

-I'm doing this for you.
-Then kill me. - Teenage Caveman

-I'm doing this for you. -Then kill me.

You son of a bitch! Go get her! - Teenage Caveman

You son of a bitch! Go get her!

Come here. - Teenage Caveman

What's that? You want a kiss?
Of course, sweetheart. - Teenage Caveman

What's that? You want a kiss? Of course, sweetheart.

Get out of here, Sarah. - Teenage Caveman

Get out of here, Sarah.

It's all right. - Teenage Caveman

It's all right.

Give her a monster fuck. - Teenage Caveman

Give her a monster fuck.

How's it hanging, David? - Teenage Caveman

How's it hanging, David?

I see you. - Teenage Caveman

Love makes you stupid! - Teenage Caveman

Love makes you stupid!

Old world dead. - Teenage Caveman

Old world dead.

You fuck, Sarah. - Teenage Caveman

You fuck, Sarah.

It's over. - Teenage Caveman

You should go back to the tribe. - Teenage Caveman

You should go back to the tribe.

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Teens encounter people, who, after being used as guinea pigs for the experimental testing of a virus can live forever in a post apocalyptic world.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Larry Clark

Writer: Christos N. Gage

Production: Creature Features Productions LLC

Genre: horror, sci-fi, thriller

Year: 2002

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 3.4

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 02 Jul 2002

Awards: 1 nomination.

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