"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III" quotes

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When their closest friend April O'Neil discovers an ancient scepter with magical powers, the turtles must cow-a-bunga their way back to 17th century Japan to rescue her from the evil clutche... Read all

Director: Stuart Gillard
Writer: Kevin Eastman, Peter Laird, Stuart Gillard
Production: N/A
Year: 1993
MetaScore: 40/100
ImdbRating: 4.8
BoxOffice: $42,273,609
Released: 19 Mar 1993
Awards: 1 nomination

83 Clips

Kenshin - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:11
Kenshin
Listen to me you cretinous idiot - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:07
Listen to me you cretinous idiot
But there's a demon up the road - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:08
But there's a demon up the road
Good night me little tweety birds - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:06
Good night me little tweety birds
RAPHAEL We're here five minutes - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:09
RAPHAEL We're here five minutes
Hey where did we get these clothes - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:04
Hey where did we get these clothes
Raph how'd your brain implant go good - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:04
Raph how'd your brain implant go good
Wow Bungee jumping without a bungee - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:09
Wow Bungee jumping without a bungee
LEONARDO Smells like a geek ran through here - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:04
LEONARDO Smells like a geek ran through here
We really don't have time for any of these social pleasantries I'm afraid - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:08
We really don't have time for any of these social...
MICHAELANGELO Oh he who dings the shell must pay - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:06
MICHAELANGELO Oh he who dings the shell must pay
Hello Who's trapped inside - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:14
Hello Who's trapped inside
We Will both die - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:16
We Will both die
Oh hey Mit sorry about the crack about the bad vibes - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:08
Oh hey Mit sorry about the crack about the bad vibes
Son of a snapper - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:05
Son of a snapper
Love it - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:36
Love it
Hey No you don't What - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:30
Hey No you don't What
My cannons can destroy these monsters my lord - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:25
My cannons can destroy these monsters my lord
Secrets leak like a stink from a dead pig - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:10
Secrets leak like a stink from a dead pig
WALKER So they've gone missing - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:06
WALKER So they've gone missing
Why don't you get a real job cue ball - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:04
Why don't you get a real job cue ball
It will only work if the magic travelers each have the same weight - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:15
It will only work if the magic travelers each have the same...
Hey I don't kiss on the first date lady - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:08
Hey I don't kiss on the first date lady
Boy do I hate spinach - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:05
Boy do I hate spinach
We're turtles friend - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:09
We're turtles friend
When do we get together and bust some skulls - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:04
When do we get together and bust some skulls
Enough of this camaraderie - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:08
Enough of this camaraderie
When do we get together and bust some skulls - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:22
When do we get together and bust some skulls
Uh oh Turtle tantrum - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:05
Uh oh Turtle tantrum
Michaelangelo - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:33
Michaelangelo
LEONARDO Fight's over we're closed - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:04
LEONARDO Fight's over we're closed
Boy do I love being a turtle - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:05
Boy do I love being a turtle
How did you get in April's pants - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:04
How did you get in April's pants
Hey It's wet willy time Moe - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:09
Hey It's wet willy time Moe
We wait 400 years and this Casey is still late - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:06
We wait 400 years and this Casey is still late
Do you think I could possibly live without a single microchip - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:06
Do you think I could possibly live without a single...
Do you really think I'd make it that easy you nasty little reptiles - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:06
Do you really think I'd make it that easy you nasty little...
Hey Tinkerbell why don't you shoot us - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:06
Hey Tinkerbell why don't you shoot us
Love to stay and chat - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:08
Love to stay and chat
Well if it ain't the Phantom of the opera - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:04
Well if it ain't the Phantom of the opera
Go ahead Finish me - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:14
Go ahead Finish me
I think she's telling the truth - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:10
I think she's telling the truth
DONATELLO Turtles It's not just a job it's an adventure - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:06
DONATELLO Turtles It's not just a job it's an adventure
How did you capture such a woman - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:10
How did you capture such a woman
Take me with you - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:12
Take me with you
I don't think I'm cut out for this hero stuff Michaelangelo - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:05
I don't think I'm cut out for this hero stuff Michaelangelo
Excuse me Niles - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:06
Excuse me Niles
Nature I love it - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:17
Nature I love it
Would somebody please tell me what the heck is going on around here - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:11
Would somebody please tell me what the heck is going on...
MICHAELANGELO Hey dudes check it out We're in Shogun - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:05
MICHAELANGELO Hey dudes check it out We're in Shogun
Give us a kiss duckling while you still got your lips - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:12
Give us a kiss duckling while you still got your lips
See guys for every one of us that goes back - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:17
See guys for every one of us that goes back
I wanna stay here with you - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:10
I wanna stay here with you
This was the worst rescue I have ever had - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:05
This was the worst rescue I have ever had
Who's your tailor - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:05
Who's your tailor
RAPHAEL There they are the Three Stooges - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:07
RAPHAEL There they are the Three Stooges
Yeah I just hope these village people won't be afraid of us any more - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:22
Yeah I just hope these village people won't be afraid of us...
Awesome But do you think they had pizza back then - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:05
Awesome But do you think they had pizza back then
He's lower than scum - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:09
He's lower than scum
Hey butch - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:26
Hey butch
You gotta learn to control that temper guy - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:07
You gotta learn to control that temper guy
Oh don't these things ever run out of gas - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:05
Oh don't these things ever run out of gas
I'm getting - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:30
I'm getting
Yo dude - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:04
Yo dude
Fighting's for grown ups and that's only if you got no other choice - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:06
Fighting's for grown ups and that's only if you got no other...
Put down your sword Kenshin - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:11
Put down your sword Kenshin
Hey where's Mikey - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:07
Hey where's Mikey
If we don't come back in two and a half days we're turtle soup - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:09
If we don't come back in two and a half days we're turtle...
KENSHIN There must have been a battle - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:06
KENSHIN There must have been a battle
I don't think I'll ever laugh again - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:23
I don't think I'll ever laugh again
MICHAELANGELO Kurt Russell eat your heart out - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:05
MICHAELANGELO Kurt Russell eat your heart out
What if we make like a cosmic U turn and end up back in Godzilla land - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:06
What if we make like a cosmic U turn and end up back in...
Wow A leg o rama Yeah I'll say - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:15
Wow A leg o rama Yeah I'll say
Gee if we die here in the past - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:08
Gee if we die here in the past
Did you hear what he called me Leo - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:13
Did you hear what he called me Leo
I'm getting - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:21
I'm getting
Hey you were expecting maybe the Addams family - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:06
Hey you were expecting maybe the Addams family
Ohayou wasabi - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:13
Ohayou wasabi
God my neck hurts - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:08
God my neck hurts
Bet you guys feel lucky to be going back right - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:17
Bet you guys feel lucky to be going back right
You have come back - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:06
You have come back
I think I swallowed a frog - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:05
I think I swallowed a frog
Why are you wearing shorts - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 00:13
Why are you wearing shorts

Cast

Casey Jones - Elias Koteas
April O'Neil - Paige Turco
Walker - Stuart Wilson
Lord Norinaga - Sab Shimono
Mitsu - Vivian Wu
Leonardo - Mark Caso
Raphael - Matt Hill
Donatello - Jim Raposa
Michaelangelo - David Fraser
Splinter - James Murray
Kenshin - Eidan Hanzei
Niles - John Aylward
Benkei - Honor Guard #1 - Mak Takano
Honor Guard #2 - Steve Akahoshi
Honor Guard #3 - Kent Kim
Honor Guard #4 - Ken Kensei
Grandfather - Tad Horino
Jailer - Glen Chin
Young Priest - Koichi Sakamoto
Murota - Jeff Kawasugi
Rider - Phil Chong
Blacksmith - Yeon Kim
Michaelangelo - Robbie Rist
Leonardo - Brian Tochi
Raphael - Tim Kelleher
Donatello - Corey Feldman