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Tish: [Another victim leaves the sbop. She turns around and everyone's staring at her] Oh, don't even start with me. If men are that easy to out-finesse, they deserve what they get.
Priestly: Hey, I'm easy. Don't I deserve it?
Trucker: Well, Priestly, see, your problem is you always go after the hot chicks. You know. you gotta raise your expectations, man.
Tish: Excuse me?
Trucker: Well, really good-looking women, they're high maintenance. And without exception, completely worthless between the sheets.
Priestly: Seriously?
Trucker: God's truth.
Mr. Julius: Certainly been my experience.
Tish: Oh, you guys are pathetic.
Trucker: All right, take Tish for example, all right? Men are so pumped to be with a body like hers, that all she's gotta do is just lay back and enjoy the ride, you see? That way, she's never gonna develop any skills in bed.
Mr. Julius: I second that!
Tish: Hey, I work hard!
Trucker: Hey, don't get me wrong; attractive women are great to look at, just don't go home with the prom queen. Give her the crown, she'll never go down.
Tish: I *was* the prom queen.
Trucker: Well, I rest my case.
Tish: All right, that's it. You and me, in the office.
[Puts her hair up]
Tish: I'll show you how I earned my crown!
[Walks toward the office]
Trucker: Women!
[Tish turns around, an understanding scowl on her face]
Trucker: They are so easy to out-finesse! They deserve what they get!
Tish: [Whips a towel at Trucker] Dicks!
Priestly: Hey, I'm easy. Don't I deserve it?
Trucker: Well, Priestly, see, your problem is you always go after the hot chicks. You know. you gotta raise your expectations, man.
Tish: Excuse me?
Trucker: Well, really good-looking women, they're high maintenance. And without exception, completely worthless between the sheets.
Priestly: Seriously?
Trucker: God's truth.
Mr. Julius: Certainly been my experience.
Tish: Oh, you guys are pathetic.
Trucker: All right, take Tish for example, all right? Men are so pumped to be with a body like hers, that all she's gotta do is just lay back and enjoy the ride, you see? That way, she's never gonna develop any skills in bed.
Mr. Julius: I second that!
Tish: Hey, I work hard!
Trucker: Hey, don't get me wrong; attractive women are great to look at, just don't go home with the prom queen. Give her the crown, she'll never go down.
Tish: I *was* the prom queen.
Trucker: Well, I rest my case.
Tish: All right, that's it. You and me, in the office.
[Puts her hair up]
Tish: I'll show you how I earned my crown!
[Walks toward the office]
Trucker: Women!
[Tish turns around, an understanding scowl on her face]
Trucker: They are so easy to out-finesse! They deserve what they get!
Tish: [Whips a towel at Trucker] Dicks!
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Dicks
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Movie Summary
An artist gets a job at a beachside sandwich shop, where she hangs out with a techie, a flirt, a rocker, a hippie, and a Wiccan.