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Jen: [about Fuzzy] It's a no-brainer. We *have* to meet.
Priestly: Right on!
Piper: And what if he is a woman?
Jen: We'll find a way to make it work.
Priestly: Ooh, if that happens, can I watch?
Tish: What is he's 14?
Priestly: Ooh, if that happens, can I, uh
[Holds a glass to his eye]
Priestly: videotape?
Jen: He's driving himself to the meeting point, so he's gotta be at least 16, right? And that's not *that* much younger.
Trucker: Convicted felon?
Jen: Well, he's out noe, so it couldn't have been that bad.
Mr. Julius: Paralyzed?
Jen: If *he* can deal with that, I sure can.
Lucille: Ugly as a rhino's ass?
Jen: Looks are really the least of my worries. I mean, he's a great guy.
Priestly: Well, what if he's got, like, crazy-ass hair and-and, and more artificial holes in his head than real ones?
Jen: Well, I could never be that lucky.
[Priestly smiles]
Priestly: Right on!
Piper: And what if he is a woman?
Jen: We'll find a way to make it work.
Priestly: Ooh, if that happens, can I watch?
Tish: What is he's 14?
Priestly: Ooh, if that happens, can I, uh
[Holds a glass to his eye]
Priestly: videotape?
Jen: He's driving himself to the meeting point, so he's gotta be at least 16, right? And that's not *that* much younger.
Trucker: Convicted felon?
Jen: Well, he's out noe, so it couldn't have been that bad.
Mr. Julius: Paralyzed?
Jen: If *he* can deal with that, I sure can.
Lucille: Ugly as a rhino's ass?
Jen: Looks are really the least of my worries. I mean, he's a great guy.
Priestly: Well, what if he's got, like, crazy-ass hair and-and, and more artificial holes in his head than real ones?
Jen: Well, I could never be that lucky.
[Priestly smiles]
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It's a no brainer We have to meet
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Right on
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And what if he is a woman
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We'll find a way to make it work
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Oooh if that happens can I watch
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What if he's 14
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Oooh if that happens can I videotape
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He's driving himself to the meeting point so he's gotta be at least 16 right
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And that's not that much younger
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Convicted felon
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Hmmm he's out now so it couldn't have been that bad
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Paralized
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If he can go with that I sure can
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Ugly as a rhino's ass
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Looks are really the least of my worries I mean he's a great guy
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But what if he's got like crazy ass hair and and more artificial holes in his head than real ones
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Oh I could never be that lucky
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Movie Summary
An artist gets a job at a beachside sandwich shop, where she hangs out with a techie, a flirt, a rocker, a hippie, and a Wiccan.