Okay, uh. Let me think... Elvis, dead or alive? Dead. Andy Kaufman? Dead. Jerry Garcia?...
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Trucker: ['Interviewing' Piper] Okay, uh. Let me think... Elvis, dead or alive?
Piper: Dead.
Tish: Andy Kaufman?
Piper: Dead.
Trucker: Jerry Garcia?
Piper: Grateful, and dead.
Tish: Mariah Carey?
Piper: Are we talking about her acting career?
Tish: [Chuckles] No.
Piper: Okay, then alive.
Lucille: Why'd you come to Santa Cruz?
Piper: I have family here.
Mr. Julius: Are you a virgin?
[Everyone groans]
Trucker: Mr. Julius!
Mr. Julius: Sorry, sorry.
Piper: No... But I used to be.
Tish: You're not a witch, by any chance?
Piper: Is that a job requirement?
Tish: Trucker's blazin' for the woman who owns the crystal store across the street. He thinks she's Wiccan.
Jen: Yeah, they're soul mates, except she's not exactly aware of it yet.
Trucker: Okay, everybody! Time to vote!
[Everyone puts their hands up, including the customers]
Piper: Dead.
Tish: Andy Kaufman?
Piper: Dead.
Trucker: Jerry Garcia?
Piper: Grateful, and dead.
Tish: Mariah Carey?
Piper: Are we talking about her acting career?
Tish: [Chuckles] No.
Piper: Okay, then alive.
Lucille: Why'd you come to Santa Cruz?
Piper: I have family here.
Mr. Julius: Are you a virgin?
[Everyone groans]
Trucker: Mr. Julius!
Mr. Julius: Sorry, sorry.
Piper: No... But I used to be.
Tish: You're not a witch, by any chance?
Piper: Is that a job requirement?
Tish: Trucker's blazin' for the woman who owns the crystal store across the street. He thinks she's Wiccan.
Jen: Yeah, they're soul mates, except she's not exactly aware of it yet.
Trucker: Okay, everybody! Time to vote!
[Everyone puts their hands up, including the customers]
Full Transcript
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Okay Then alive
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Why did you come to Santa Cruz
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I have family here
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Are you a virgin
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Mr Julius
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No But I used to be
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You're not a witch by any chance
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Is that a job requirement
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Trucker's blazin' for the woman who runs the crystal store across the street
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He thinks she's wiccan
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Yeah they're soulmates except she's not exactly aware of that yet
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Okay everybody time to vote
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Movie Summary
An artist gets a job at a beachside sandwich shop, where she hangs out with a techie, a flirt, a rocker, a hippie, and a Wiccan.
