So, before you leave, can I make you a sandwich? The roast turkey's really good here....
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Piper: So, before you leave, can I make you a sandwich? The roast turkey's really good here.
Zo: Thank you, but I don't eat anything that had a mother.
Piper: Oh, Okay. Um, egg salad, then?
Zo: Well, eggs are really a chicken abortion, aren't they? I mean, I support a woman's right to choose, but I don't believe anyone asked the chickens beforehand.
Priestly: Right on!
Jen: Well, actually, since farmers don't keep roosters, the eggs aren't fertilized, so technically you're just eating a byproduct of the hen's menstrual cycle.
Priestly: Well that, that's certainly appetizing, a hen-period salad, that's lovely.
Zo: [smiling] I think I'll just stick with a six inch tofurkey
Zo: Thank you, but I don't eat anything that had a mother.
Piper: Oh, Okay. Um, egg salad, then?
Zo: Well, eggs are really a chicken abortion, aren't they? I mean, I support a woman's right to choose, but I don't believe anyone asked the chickens beforehand.
Priestly: Right on!
Jen: Well, actually, since farmers don't keep roosters, the eggs aren't fertilized, so technically you're just eating a byproduct of the hen's menstrual cycle.
Priestly: Well that, that's certainly appetizing, a hen-period salad, that's lovely.
Zo: [smiling] I think I'll just stick with a six inch tofurkey
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Zo before you leave can I make you a sandwich
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The roast turkey is very good
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Thank you but I don't eat anyhting that had a mother
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Oh Okay huh
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Eggs salad then
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Well eggs are really a chicken abortion aren't they
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I mean I support the woman's right to choose
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but I don't believe anyone asked the chickens beforehand
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Right on
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Well actually since farmers don't keep roosters
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the eggs aren't fertilized so
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technically we're just eating a by product of the hen's menstrual cycle
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Well that's certainly appetizing A hen period salad that's lovely
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I think I'll just stick to the 6 tofurkey
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6 tofurkey Comin' up
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Movie Summary
An artist gets a job at a beachside sandwich shop, where she hangs out with a techie, a flirt, a rocker, a hippie, and a Wiccan.
