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"Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny" quotes

Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny poster
To become the greatest band of all time, two slacker, wannabe-rockers set out on a quest to steal a legendary guitar pick that gives its holders incredible guitar skills, from a maximum security Rock and Roll museum.

Director: Liam Lynch
Writer: Jack Black, Kyle Gass, Liam Lynch
Production: N/A
Year: 2006
MetaScore: 55/100
ImdbRating: 6.8
BoxOffice: $8,334,575
Released: 22 Nov 2006
Awards: 2 nominations
Now I'm complete and my cock you will suck - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny 00:32 Now I'm complete and my cock you will suck Fuck a luck a ding dong - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny 00:05 Fuck a luck a ding dong There's one spot left You got any new material - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny 00:06 There's one spot left You got any new material Let the simulation begin - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny 00:12 Let the simulation begin What's it gonna be Kyle - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny 00:09 What's it gonna be Kyle Excuse me um are you gonna charge us for all the refills - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny 00:14 Excuse me um are you gonna charge us for all the refills Kyle's fingers be silver - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny 00:25 Kyle's fingers be silver I looked it up in the dictionary - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny 00:08 I looked it up in the dictionary What do you recommend - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny 00:06 What do you recommend I did not mean He did not mean - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny 00:18 I did not mean He did not mean You're nothing but a mistake - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny 00:06 You're nothing but a mistake I am going to slice out your eyes and your balls - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny 00:14 I am going to slice out your eyes and your balls That was amazing You guys changed people's lives tonight - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny 00:09 That was amazing You guys changed people's lives... Go ahead and sleep on the power couch - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny 00:09 Go ahead and sleep on the power couch We got away scot free - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny 00:11 We got away scot free What do you want non rocker - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny 00:08 What do you want non rocker I miss that sweet ass leg of mine - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny 00:06 I miss that sweet ass leg of mine Gimme a power slide Full throttle - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny 00:19 Gimme a power slide Full throttle Half man and half machine - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny 00:37 Half man and half machine I've had this birthmark since I was born - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny 00:21 I've had this birthmark since I was born From whence you came you shall remain - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny 00:09 From whence you came you shall remain Do you think you can handle a woman like that - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny 00:34 Do you think you can handle a woman like that This place is kinda - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny 00:04 This place is kinda You guys puttin' on a concert Can I watch - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny 00:07 You guys puttin' on a concert Can I watch Dude I got some smokin' bettys over there - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny 00:09 Dude I got some smokin' bettys over there You guys are like electric dynamite - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny 00:05 You guys are like electric dynamite We are Yeah - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny 00:04 We are Yeah Lesson number one - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny 00:19 Lesson number one Trust me Kage - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny 00:05 Trust me Kage Good Go score me a dime bag - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny 00:19 Good Go score me a dime bag It's just the Pick of Destiny child - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny 00:34 It's just the Pick of Destiny child Uh Lemme have the fried chicken and a steak - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny 00:09 Uh Lemme have the fried chicken and a steak Hey Dude you reached KG - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny 00:05 Hey Dude you reached KG Welcome to the gig simulator - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny 00:15 Welcome to the gig simulator Fuck My fuckin' horn - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny 00:04 Fuck My fuckin' horn Since the beginning of time - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny 00:26 Since the beginning of time You guys having some satanic guitar pick - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny 00:38 You guys having some satanic guitar pick The cock - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny 00:08 The cock Um Ahem We're just on a little business trip - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny 00:35 Um Ahem We're just on a little business trip And now our masterpiece will never happen - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny 00:10 And now our masterpiece will never happen

Cast

Lee - JR Reed
Open Mic Host - Paul F. Tompkins