Cause it's the Pick! Of Destiny child, you know I will be rockin' cause it's fucking...
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JB:
Cause it's the Pick! Of Destiny child, you know I will be rockin' cause it's fucking insane! Cause it's the Pick! Of Destiny child, more precious than a diamond on a platinum chain!
JB, KG:
In Venice Beach, there was a man named Kage When he was buskin he was all the rage. He met Jables and he taught him well, all the techniques that were developed in hell. Cock pushups and the power slide, gig simulation now theres nowhere to hide. They formed a band they named Tenacious D, and then they got the Pick of Destiny.
JB:
Cause it's the Pick! Of Destiny child. You know I will be rockin' cause it's fucking insane! Cause it's the Pick! Of Destiny child, our tasty grooves are better than a chicken chow mein!
JB, KG:
Cause he who is sleazy, is easy to pleasy. And she who is juicy, must be loosy-goosey. And he who is groovy, will be in my movie, so come on!
JB:
The wizard and the demon had a battle royale, the demon almost killed him with an evil kapow, but then he broke his tooth and thus the demon said "OW"
JB, KG:
Cause it's the Pick! Of Destiny child, you know I will be rockin' cause it's fucking insane! Cause it's the Pick! Of Destiny child, you know our movie's better than Citizen Kane!
JB:
Cause he who's a geezer, must live in my freezer. And she who is starkey, is full of mularkey. And he who is groovy, must be in my movie, so come on! Oh! Cause if you're a diva, then go to Geneva. And if you're a crony, then suck on my bony. And if you are groovy, then get in my movie! It's called the Pick of Destiny! The Pick of Destiny.
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It's just the Pick of Destiny child
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Our tasty grooves are better than a chicken chow mein
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'Cause he who is sleazy is easy to pleasey
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And she who is juicy must be loosey goosey
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And he who is groovy will be in my movie so come on
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The wizard and the demon had a battle royale
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The demon almost killed him with an evil kapow
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But then it broke his tooth and thus the demon said Ow
Clip duration: 34 seconds
Views: 242
Timestamp in movie: 01h 24m 44s
Uploaded: 28 March, 2022
Genres: adventure, comedy, music
Summary: To become the greatest band of all time, two slacker, wannabe-rockers set out on a quest to steal a legendary guitar pick that gives its holders incredible guitar skills, from a maximum security Rock and Roll museum.
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Jb - Jack Black
00:09 Uh Lemme have the fried chicken and a steak
00:05 Hey Dude you reached KG
00:15 Welcome to the gig simulator
00:04 Fuck My fuckin' horn
00:26 Since the beginning of time
00:32 Now I'm complete and my cock you will suck
00:05 Fuck a luck a ding dong
00:06 There's one spot left You got any new material
00:38 You guys having some satanic guitar pick
00:12 Let the simulation begin
00:09 What's it gonna be Kyle
00:08 The cock
00:14 Excuse me um are you gonna charge us for all the refills
00:25 Kyle's fingers be silver
00:08 I looked it up in the dictionary
00:06 What do you recommend
00:18 I did not mean He did not mean
00:06 You're nothing but a mistake
00:35 Um Ahem We're just on a little business trip
00:14 I am going to slice out your eyes and your balls