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Quiet quiet

I don't believe you. But we'd better soldier on. Now, let's make some art!

Terror Firmer • 1999

Larry Benjamin:

Quiet! Quiet, quiet, quiet! What's going on here? I'm the director! I am the director! I'm not saying that because I'm on some kind of ego trip or on some kind of bullshit artistic vision! I'm telling you this because I've been directing ten-cent movies for 30 years and I think I know a little bit about what I am doing! And I know a little something about the world because I'm a 52-year-old manic asshole! It's a horrible world! Starvation, dismemberment, torture, rape, corn-holing... it's horrible out there, but it's worse here in the movie set! We have danger... and stupidity! I don't want someone dying on my set! If someone dies here, I'll blow my brains out and it will be your fault! My career will be over and it'll be your fault! Now, if I have to go around wiping your asses, just let me know. I'll just get some toilet paper and go around to each and every one of you wiping everyone asses. Do you want me to wipe your asses? [everyone mumbles 'no'] Larry Benjamin:
I don't believe you. But we'd better soldier on. Now, let's make some art!

Full Transcript

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Quiet quiet

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What's going on

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Quiet everybody

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Now look I'm the director

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I am the director

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Look I am the director

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Now I'm not saying that because I'm on an ego trip

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or for some kind of bullshit artistic vision

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I'm telling you this because I've been directing 10 cent

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movies for 30 years and I think I know a little bit

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about what I'm doing

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And I also know something about the world

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because I'm a 52 year old asshole

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It's a horrible world

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There's starvation dismemberment

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torture rape cornholing

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It's horrible out there but it's worse it's

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worse here in the movie set

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It's much worse

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We have danger and stupidity

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I don't want somebody dying on my set

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If someone dies here I'll blow my brains out

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It'll be your fault My career will be over

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It'll be your fault Now if I have to go around an wipe

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your asses just let me know

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Just let me know

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I'll get some toilet paper

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I'll run around to each and every one of you

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and wipe your asses

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Let me know

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Do I have to wipe your asses

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Yes or no

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No

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I don't believe you but we better soldier on

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Now now let's make some art

Duration

63 seconds

Views

312

Timestamp in Movie

00:19:56

Uploaded

Dec 04, 2022

Genres

Production

Troma Entertainment,Santa Monica Holdings

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Movie Summary

A homicidal maniac is on the loose in the city and the low-budget film crew of a Troma movie has the power to stop them.

Actors

Larry Benjamin