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"Texas Chainsaw" quotes

Texas Chainsaw poster
A young woman travels to Texas to collect an inheritance; little does she know that an encounter with a chainsaw-wielding killer is part of the reward.

Director: John Luessenhop
Writer: Adam Marcus, Debra Sullivan, Kirsten Elms
Production: N/A
Year: 2013
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 4.8
BoxOffice: $34,341,945
Released: 04 Jan 2013
Awards: 2 wins & 7 nominations
So you're a Hartman huh - Texas Chainsaw 00:16 So you're a Hartman huh Family is a messy business - Texas Chainsaw 00:06 Family is a messy business Welcome to Texas motherfucker - Texas Chainsaw 00:27 Welcome to Texas motherfucker You did it now boy - Texas Chainsaw 00:06 You did it now boy What the hell was that - Texas Chainsaw 00:10 What the hell was that So do you know anything about this place - Texas Chainsaw 00:09 So do you know anything about this place Drop the fucking saw - Texas Chainsaw 00:07 Drop the fucking saw Do your thing coz - Texas Chainsaw 00:03 Do your thing coz (ALARM RINGING) - Texas Chainsaw 00:06 (ALARM RINGING) All right. So let's, uh,
let's divide and conquer. - Texas Chainsaw 00:07 All right. So let's, uh, let's divide and conquer. Beautiful big door
for a beautiful big key. - Texas Chainsaw 00:05 Beautiful big door for a beautiful big key. (BREATHING HEAVILY) - Texas Chainsaw 00:26 (BREATHING HEAVILY) BURT: Hell, yeah.
Sawyer bonfire. - Texas Chainsaw 00:19 BURT: Hell, yeah. Sawyer bonfire. BURT:
Oh, thank God, Hooper! - Texas Chainsaw 00:24 BURT: Oh, thank God, Hooper! BURT: You got nine lives?
Are you a cat? - Texas Chainsaw 00:14 BURT: You got nine lives? Are you a cat? (CELL PHONE BEEPING) - Texas Chainsaw 00:31 (CELL PHONE BEEPING) (CHAINSAW WHIRRING) - Texas Chainsaw 00:05 (CHAINSAW WHIRRING) (CHAINSAW WHIRRING) - Texas Chainsaw 00:08 (CHAINSAW WHIRRING) Come on, Ollie.
Let's feed his ass
to the shark. Move! - Texas Chainsaw 00:13 Come on, Ollie. Let's feed his ass to the shark. Move! (CREAKING) - Texas Chainsaw 00:09 (CREAKING) Drayton?
(GUN COCKING) - Texas Chainsaw 00:21 Drayton? (GUN COCKING) Drop the fucking saw! - Texas Chainsaw 00:07 Drop the fucking saw! Drop the fucking saw - Texas Chainsaw 00:07 Drop the fucking saw Dude, what the f... - Texas Chainsaw 00:23 Dude, what the f... Get out of the way! - Texas Chainsaw 00:09 Get out of the way! Getting a bad
feeling here. - Texas Chainsaw 00:10 Getting a bad feeling here. Go! - Texas Chainsaw 00:20 Go! (GROANS) - Texas Chainsaw 00:07 (GROANS) (GRUNTS) - Texas Chainsaw 00:12 (GRUNTS) (GRUNTS) - Texas Chainsaw 00:07 (GRUNTS) HEATHER: Hey! - Texas Chainsaw 00:16 HEATHER: Hey! (HEATHER SCREAMING) - Texas Chainsaw 00:08 (HEATHER SCREAMING) He's protecting the house
and the family. - Texas Chainsaw 00:06 He's protecting the house and the family. Hey, Gavin,
where've you been?
What is... - Texas Chainsaw 00:31 Hey, Gavin, where've you been? What is... Hey, wanna play a game? - Texas Chainsaw 00:07 Hey, wanna play a game? High heels. - Texas Chainsaw 00:10 High heels. (HORN HONKING) - Texas Chainsaw 00:13 (HORN HONKING) I don't know
about this, Burt. - Texas Chainsaw 00:09 I don't know about this, Burt. This is the most
disturbing place - Texas Chainsaw 00:09 This is the most disturbing place It's me! - Texas Chainsaw 00:23 It's me! It's for you.
Me? - Texas Chainsaw 00:06 It's for you. Me? Ladies makeup?
What a fruitcake. - Texas Chainsaw 00:06 Ladies makeup? What a fruitcake. (LAUGHING) - Texas Chainsaw 00:15 (LAUGHING) Looks like some kind of
crazy catacomb. - Texas Chainsaw 00:11 Looks like some kind of crazy catacomb. MARVIN:
Door's wide open. - Texas Chainsaw 00:20 MARVIN: Door's wide open. (MEOWS) Price check.
Fuck are you doing? - Texas Chainsaw 00:23 (MEOWS) Price check. Fuck are you doing? (MUFFLED SCREAMING) - Texas Chainsaw 00:18 (MUFFLED SCREAMING) (MUSIC PLAYING) - Texas Chainsaw 00:08 (MUSIC PLAYING) My fucking God. - Texas Chainsaw 00:18 My fucking God. My grandmother died.
I gotta sign some papers. - Texas Chainsaw 00:27 My grandmother died. I gotta sign some papers. Oh, my God,
you've gotta see this! - Texas Chainsaw 00:30 Oh, my God, you've gotta see this! RADIO DISPATCH:
Sheriff wants an ambulance - Texas Chainsaw 00:06 RADIO DISPATCH: Sheriff wants an ambulance Ryan. Ryan. - Texas Chainsaw 00:06 Ryan. Ryan. Ryan! - Texas Chainsaw 00:22 Ryan! RYAN:
This can't be it, right? - Texas Chainsaw 00:09 RYAN: This can't be it, right? (SCREAMING IN AGONY) - Texas Chainsaw 00:07 (SCREAMING IN AGONY) (SCREAMING) - Texas Chainsaw 00:07 (SCREAMING) (SCREAMING) - Texas Chainsaw 00:08 (SCREAMING) (SCREAMS) - Texas Chainsaw 00:30 (SCREAMS) (SCREAMS) - Texas Chainsaw 00:10 (SCREAMS) Sheriff, I represent
Verna Carson's estate - Texas Chainsaw 00:25 Sheriff, I represent Verna Carson's estate SHERIFF:
Where's the girl? - Texas Chainsaw 00:06 SHERIFF: Where's the girl? (SIGHS) - Texas Chainsaw 00:17 (SIGHS) (SIREN BLARING) - Texas Chainsaw 00:28 (SIREN BLARING) So, do you know anything
about this place? - Texas Chainsaw 00:18 So, do you know anything about this place? So do you know anything about this place - Texas Chainsaw 00:09 So do you know anything about this place So you're a Hartman, huh? - Texas Chainsaw 00:16 So you're a Hartman, huh? (SOBS) - Texas Chainsaw 00:09 (SOBS) Son of a bitch.
(BABY CRYING) - Texas Chainsaw 00:28 Son of a bitch. (BABY CRYING) Stop! Stop! Stop! - Texas Chainsaw 00:20 Stop! Stop! Stop! The gate,
the gate needs to open! - Texas Chainsaw 00:09 The gate, the gate needs to open! There's an opening
to some kind of... - Texas Chainsaw 00:11 There's an opening to some kind of... They're trying
to kill me! - Texas Chainsaw 00:22 They're trying to kill me! This is on you, Burt. - Texas Chainsaw 00:06 This is on you, Burt. Wait for the gate to open. - Texas Chainsaw 00:22 Wait for the gate to open. We'll see you
in a few weeks,
Mr. Mayor. - Texas Chainsaw 00:15 We'll see you in a few weeks, Mr. Mayor. We'll take it from here.
No place for a cop, son. - Texas Chainsaw 00:11 We'll take it from here. No place for a cop, son. We're gonna send out Jed. - Texas Chainsaw 00:19 We're gonna send out Jed. What am I gonna do
with a bunch of wine? - Texas Chainsaw 00:07 What am I gonna do with a bunch of wine? What the hell, Nikki? - Texas Chainsaw 00:07 What the hell, Nikki? What the hell? - Texas Chainsaw 00:28 What the hell? What's going on? - Texas Chainsaw 00:05 What's going on? What's in there? - Texas Chainsaw 00:11 What's in there? When they're charred,
they're hard to find. - Texas Chainsaw 00:19 When they're charred, they're hard to find. Where's your mama?
Where's your mama? - Texas Chainsaw 00:14 Where's your mama? Where's your mama? Wow.
(EXHALES) - Texas Chainsaw 00:10 Wow. (EXHALES) Yeah, I know
what you're thinking, Burt. - Texas Chainsaw 00:09 Yeah, I know what you're thinking, Burt. Yeah. - Texas Chainsaw 00:11 Yeah. (YELLING) - Texas Chainsaw 00:22 (YELLING)

Cast

Heather Miller - Alexandra Daddario
Leatherface - Dan Yeager
Ryan - Trey Songz