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Thalasso

Provocative French writer Michel Houellebecq meets Gérard Depardieu at a sea water therapy center. Together, they try to survive the health regime to which they are subjected by the establishment. But events quickly derail their r...

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Guillaume Nicloux

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I have orders.
The nutritionist should've explained it. - Thalasso

I have orders. The nutritionist should've explained it.

- I have Vittel.
- You don't have Badoit? - Thalasso

- I have Vittel. - You don't have Badoit?

They asked you questions, but I didn't
understand a single one of your answers. - Thalasso

They asked you questions, but I didn't understand a sin...

It only hurts when you touch me. - Thalasso

It only hurts when you touch me.

T - 3 DAYS - Thalasso

Because I realize
I should try harder in that area. - Thalasso

Because I realize I should try harder in that area.

But one glass is a good amount, - Thalasso

But one glass is a good amount,

Because I spoke to your doctor - Thalasso

Because I spoke to your doctor

Normal range is between 15 and 55, - Thalasso

Normal range is between 15 and 55,

I think still water remains
the best option this week. - Thalasso

I think still water remains the best option this week.

It's more tobacco related.
I can't smoke, so I can't really work. - Thalasso

It's more tobacco related. I can't smoke, so I can...

You can't do anything without nicotine. - Thalasso

You can't do anything without nicotine.

Could you hand me my book?
I want to read a little. - Thalasso

Could you hand me my book? I want to read a little.

- Done many treatments?
- Frankly... - Thalasso

- Done many treatments? - Frankly...

No, it's worse here.
You can't even smoke outside. - Thalasso

No, it's worse here. You can't even smoke outside.

You can't drink at mealtime.
Well, I can't. - Thalasso

You can't drink at mealtime. Well, I can't.

Have you had a checkup
to see what you need? - Thalasso

Have you had a checkup to see what you need?

You need to see a doctor.
Those morons should've told you. - Thalasso

You need to see a doctor. Those morons should've told y...

They show up here unemployed, - Thalasso

They show up here unemployed,

They won't tell you their own
cryo-therapists are terrible. - Thalasso

They won't tell you their own cryo-therapists are terri...

I can't get implants - Thalasso

I can't get implants

One doctor told me,
"No way, you're a smoker." - Thalasso

One doctor told me, "No way, you're a smoker."...

Why not make it easy on yourself
and come to my room? - Thalasso

Why not make it easy on yourself and come to my room?

- Where?
- I have ammo. Room 222. - Thalasso

- Where? - I have ammo. Room 222.

That Ginette had left... - Thalasso

That Ginette had left...

It pisses me off to be here,
tell you the truth. - Thalasso

It pisses me off to be here, tell you the truth.

How should I know?
She must have a reason for leaving. - Thalasso

How should I know? She must have a reason for leaving.

Your sex life is good. No problem. - Thalasso

Your sex life is good. No problem.

What matters is
the guy getting hard, - Thalasso

What matters is the guy getting hard,

His hand shakes,
so I'm guessing he's not rock hard, - Thalasso

His hand shakes, so I'm guessing he's not rock har...

They grafted a 72 year old's uterus - Thalasso

They grafted a 72 year old's uterus

I don't see the point of putting
an old pussy in a young person. - Thalasso

I don't see the point of putting an old pussy in a youn...

So procreate with a young pussy,
why use an old woman's? - Thalasso

So procreate with a young pussy, why use an old woman's...

They take out the young pussy
and put it back in the old woman. - Thalasso

They take out the young pussy and put it back in the old wom...

The old woman's pussy
gets moved to the girl, right? - Thalasso

The old woman's pussy gets moved to the girl, right?

Look, Dédé, Matthieu called us - Thalasso

Look, Dédé, Matthieu called us

Don't mess with me - Thalasso

Don't mess with me

I first met Ginette in Milwaukee. - Thalasso

I first met Ginette in Milwaukee.

I wanted to take a boat ride
on the lake with her girlfriend. - Thalasso

I wanted to take a boat ride on the lake with her girlfriend...

And I said: - Thalasso

"The reference to the truth
is more important than the truth." - Thalasso

"The reference to the truth is more important than the ...

I saw you in the hotel this morning,
at breakfast. - Thalasso

I saw you in the hotel this morning, at breakfast.

I was afraid to approach you earlier.
I'm a little shy, but here... - Thalasso

I was afraid to approach you earlier. I'm a little shy,...

If you want to tackle other subjects, - Thalasso

If you want to tackle other subjects,

The Map and the Territory. - Thalasso

The Map and the Territory.

I would be very, very honored
to get your autograph. - Thalasso

I would be very, very honored to get your autograph.

But I was sure that was you, right? - Thalasso

But I was sure that was you, right?

From afar.
Photos are never very accurate. - Thalasso

From afar. Photos are never very accurate.

Actually, they often are.
This looks nothing like me. - Thalasso

Actually, they often are. This looks nothing like me.

If I see him,
I'll tell him I met a big fan. - Thalasso

If I see him, I'll tell him I met a big fan.

I have a treatment,
so I better get going. - Thalasso

I have a treatment, so I better get going.

You're right. It's not too bad... - Thalasso

You're right. It's not too bad...

Because they wanted to take my bone
and graft it somewhere else. - Thalasso

Because they wanted to take my bone and graft it somewhere e...

I didn't want to do
the personal bone graft. - Thalasso

I didn't want to do the personal bone graft.

That said, - Thalasso

So they told you it's an artwork - Thalasso

So they told you it's an artwork

For a minute, I was tempted - Thalasso

For a minute, I was tempted

That's a different problem,
a purely mechanical one. - Thalasso

That's a different problem, a purely mechanical one.

If the young lady likes you, - Thalasso

If the young lady likes you,

The Talmud of Babylonia. - Thalasso

The Talmud of Babylonia.

They're religious books, - Thalasso

They're religious books,

- The laws?
- The Word, the animals... - Thalasso

- The laws? - The Word, the animals...

Or an entity, - Thalasso

Whereas Catholics are positive
the person is alive and waiting for you. - Thalasso

Whereas Catholics are positive the person is alive and waiti...

Losing someone is the worst part of life. - Thalasso

Losing someone is the worst part of life.

For me, they never die.
All my dead are with me. - Thalasso

For me, they never die. All my dead are with me.

There are people inside you, - Thalasso

There are people inside you,

To explain to me
what the resurrection of the body is. - Thalasso

To explain to me what the resurrection of the body is.

I could touch my grandmother again,
her shoulder. - Thalasso

I could touch my grandmother again, her shoulder.

Hold on.
I haven't had time to think clearly. - Thalasso

Hold on. I haven't had time to think clearly.

The whole human project
wasn't God's simplest endeavor. - Thalasso

The whole human project wasn't God's simplest ende...

You rot, then you come back - Thalasso

You rot, then you come back

T - 2 DAYS - Thalasso

Don't worry.
I have sandals for you there. - Thalasso

Don't worry. I have sandals for you there.

I work in cryotherapy. - Thalasso

I work in cryotherapy.

We never see them urinate - Thalasso

We never see them urinate

"I'm Laurel and you're Hardy..." - Thalasso

"I'm Laurel and you're Hardy..."

Like... left him for good? - Thalasso

Like... left him for good?

You were over there a lot, - Thalasso

You were over there a lot,

When I was held captive - Thalasso

When I was held captive

I once got attacked - Thalasso

I once got attacked

I could smell a fight, so I said: - Thalasso

I could smell a fight, so I said:

And then, all of a sudden,
he opens the trunk of his Renault - Thalasso

And then, all of a sudden, he opens the trunk of his Renault

Sorry, Gérard, - Thalasso

Sorry, Gérard,

My mother is missing, - Thalasso

My mother is missing,

At 80, she decides to leave him
and vanishes the next day. - Thalasso

At 80, she decides to leave him and vanishes the next day.

If the glass slipper fits,
she'll wear it. - Thalasso

If the glass slipper fits, she'll wear it.

I know 80-year-old chicks - Thalasso

I know 80-year-old chicks

I had an old aunt - Thalasso

I had an old aunt

She got nibbled at.
They forgot all about her. - Thalasso

She got nibbled at. They forgot all about her.

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Provocative French writer Michel Houellebecq meets Gérard Depardieu at a sea water therapy center. Together, they try to survive the health regime to which they are subjected by the establishment. But events quickly derail their r...

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Director: Guillaume Nicloux

Writer: Guillaume Nicloux, Daria Panchenko

Production: N/A

Genre: comedy

Year: 2019

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 6.1

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 21 Aug 2019

Awards: 1 win & 2 nominations

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