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Thalasso

Provocative French writer Michel Houellebecq meets Gérard Depardieu at a sea water therapy center. Together, they try to survive the health regime to which they are subjected by the establishment. But events quickly derail their r...

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Guillaume Nicloux

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To me resurrection
is someone who dies - Thalasso

To me resurrection is someone who dies

That's because...
I love Jews, but... - Thalasso

That's because... I love Jews, but...

- That's what you said.
- No, we're awaiting the Second Coming. - Thalasso

- That's what you said. - No, we're awaiting the S...

He says, "Why have you forsaken me?" - Thalasso

He says, "Why have you forsaken me?"

There was this first resurrection, - Thalasso

There was this first resurrection,

He finished his mission,
so they sent him the Holy Ghost. - Thalasso

He finished his mission, so they sent him the Holy Ghost.

So did Ginette really say
she was coming with this man? - Thalasso

So did Ginette really say she was coming with this man?

Let's assume the worst: - Thalasso

Let's assume the worst:

Ginette won't let you
walk off with her Chinese dude. - Thalasso

Ginette won't let you walk off with her Chinese dude.

Michel leaves with Ginette.
Gérard leaves with Dédé. - Thalasso

Michel leaves with Ginette. Gérard leaves with Dédé.

Is what Michel said: - Thalasso

Is what Michel said:

Is someone at this table
interfering with the request? - Thalasso

Is someone at this table interfering with the request?

Could it be Luc? - Thalasso

Could it be Luc?

But 30 minutes
with no blood flow to your brain... - Thalasso

But 30 minutes with no blood flow to your brain...

I was breathing through
a tiny little straw. - Thalasso

I was breathing through a tiny little straw.

Luc, as a Jew, - Thalasso

To honor this miraculous surgery
which was performed - Thalasso

To honor this miraculous surgery which was performed

Stallone naked on the beach in Cabourg! - Thalasso

Stallone naked on the beach in Cabourg!

He has better things to do
than come to Cabourg! - Thalasso

He has better things to do than come to Cabourg!

I have to push him
into the cryotherapy thing. - Thalasso

I have to push him into the cryotherapy thing.

Some people said we were
a disgrace to France. - Thalasso

Some people said we were a disgrace to France.

He's sending me a director - Thalasso

He's sending me a director

I have a father of course,
because I come from a squirt, - Thalasso

I have a father of course, because I come from a squirt,

But I was always told
my father was an American. - Thalasso

But I was always told my father was an American.

And one day, when I was 17 or 18, - Thalasso

And one day, when I was 17 or 18,

I got to his house and rang the bell. - Thalasso

I got to his house and rang the bell.

I said: "I see you. Open the door." - Thalasso

I said: "I see you. Open the door."

And then I see another woman
coming out of a bathroom - Thalasso

And then I see another woman coming out of a bathroom

He says,
"So you say you're my son?" - Thalasso

He says, "So you say you're my son?"

So basically
he had me sleep there for 6 months. - Thalasso

So basically he had me sleep there for 6 months.

- I swear it's true.
- No, I hear you. - Thalasso

- I swear it's true. - No, I hear you.

I go in the room - Thalasso

I go in the room

I stayed 6 months with this guy
who it turns out wasn't my father. - Thalasso

I stayed 6 months with this guy who it turns out wasn't...

I found out because
I saw my mother when I got back. - Thalasso

I found out because I saw my mother when I got back.

She said, "That wasn't your father." - Thalasso

She said, "That wasn't your father."

I asked my aunt, her sister, - Thalasso

I asked my aunt, her sister,

But the son spends his life - Thalasso

But the son spends his life

I found it at Dédé and Ginette's
in a bullet casing. - Thalasso

I found it at Dédé and Ginette's in a bullet casing.

In the kitchen. Read it.
2 days it's been bothering me. - Thalasso

In the kitchen. Read it. 2 days it's been bothering me.

THE REFERANCE TO THE TRUTH
IS MORE IMPORTENT THAN THE TRUTH. - Thalasso

THE REFERANCE TO THE TRUTH IS MORE IMPORTENT THAN THE TRUTH.

It could be Ginette or Dédé,
or a message from... - Thalasso

It could be Ginette or Dédé, or a message from...

From anyone. I keep thinking about it.
It disturbs me. - Thalasso

From anyone. I keep thinking about it. It disturbs me.

"The reference to the truth..." - Thalasso

"The reference to the truth..."

"It's more important than the truth." - Thalasso

"It's more important than the truth."

So when you refer to the truth,
could you be referring to a lie? - Thalasso

So when you refer to the truth, could you be referring to a ...

So the reference to the lie
is more important than the lie? - Thalasso

So the reference to the lie is more important than the lie?

Are you sure
Ginette isn't leaving Dédé a message - Thalasso

Are you sure Ginette isn't leaving Dédé a message

"The reference to the truth..." - Thalasso

"The reference to the truth..."

It means I caught you, - Thalasso

It means I caught you,

I send a message in a bullet
and put it through your heart, - Thalasso

I send a message in a bullet and put it through your heart,

THE FINAL DAY - Thalasso

But the oddest part was his face,
because he had this... - Thalasso

But the oddest part was his face, because he had this...

I didn't mention it yesterday - Thalasso

I didn't mention it yesterday

In Death Valley, - Thalasso

In Death Valley,

He breaks bones,
tibias, ankles, wrists... - Thalasso

He breaks bones, tibias, ankles, wrists...

But saying I have two murmurs, - Thalasso

But saying I have two murmurs,

From the way
you're tearing up your bread, - Thalasso

From the way you're tearing up your bread,

I don't necessarily think
it's a good idea - Thalasso

I don't necessarily think it's a good idea

To settle your business
inside the hotel. - Thalasso

To settle your business inside the hotel.

It would be better to do it
in the parking lot for example. - Thalasso

It would be better to do it in the parking lot for example.

I took a walk on the beach - Thalasso

I took a walk on the beach

We were actually introduced
by Hollande whom I don't like. - Thalasso

We were actually introduced by Hollande whom I don't li...

You need to see a doctor
to try to work past this. - Thalasso

You need to see a doctor to try to work past this.

The idea was I'd try to escape, - Thalasso

The idea was I'd try to escape,

He was afraid I'd run against him, - Thalasso

He was afraid I'd run against him,

If you're elected, - Thalasso

If you're elected,

So what's the story with
Dad and your boyfriend? - Thalasso

So what's the story with Dad and your boyfriend?

It does to me.
I still have a few good years left. - Thalasso

It does to me. I still have a few good years left.

That's why I kept insisting you come. - Thalasso

That's why I kept insisting you come.

At my age, you fall into a routine,
and you want to shake things up. - Thalasso

At my age, you fall into a routine, and you want to shake th...

It said: "The truth..." - Thalasso

It said: "The truth..."

The body is just a vessel - Thalasso

The body is just a vessel

I met this gentleman in the restroom
and he brought me to you. - Thalasso

I met this gentleman in the restroom and he brought me to yo...

It's a local artist
who makes suitcase installations. - Thalasso

It's a local artist who makes suitcase installations.

There was a power drill
and some tubes in that one. - Thalasso

There was a power drill and some tubes in that one.

We only know there are 24, - Thalasso

We only know there are 24,

They were slaves there for 400 years.
But originally, - Thalasso

They were slaves there for 400 years. But originally,

Take from my heart
all my gardens of youth - Thalasso

Take from my heart all my gardens of youth

The tragedy of aging - Thalasso

The tragedy of aging

Guillaume Nicloux and les Films du Worso
wish to thank Régis Chèze - Thalasso

Guillaume Nicloux and les Films du Worso wish to thank Régis...

This work, including all situations
and statements made, - Thalasso

This work, including all situations and statements made,

Subtitles: David H. Pickering, a.s.i.f. - Thalasso

Subtitles: David H. Pickering, a.s.i.f.

Subtitling: Média Solution - Thalasso

Subtitling: Média Solution

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Provocative French writer Michel Houellebecq meets Gérard Depardieu at a sea water therapy center. Together, they try to survive the health regime to which they are subjected by the establishment. But events quickly derail their r...

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Director: Guillaume Nicloux

Writer: Guillaume Nicloux, Daria Panchenko

Production: N/A

Genre: comedy

Year: 2019

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 6.1

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 21 Aug 2019

Awards: 1 win & 2 nominations

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