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It's crap. A gift from my agent Bertrand de Labbey
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Thalasso

It's crap. A gift from my agentBertrand de Labbey

It's crap. A gift from my agent
Bertrand de Labbey

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It's crap. A gift from my agent Bertrand de Labbey.
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4 seconds
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Timestamp in Movie
00:54:54
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Provocative French writer Michel Houellebecq meets Gérard Depardieu at a sea water therapy center. Together, they try to survive the health regime to which they are subjected by the establishment. But events quickly derail their r...
- With the fence. - I keep sliding off! - Thalasso 00:04
- With the fence. - I keep sliding off!
My mind was made up until a friend told me - Thalasso 00:08
My mind was made up until a friend told me
Politicians are full of shit. I'd hate to be in their pants. - Thalasso 00:05
Politicians are full of shit. I'd hate to be in their p...
They all have the same credentials, the same face. It's a henhouse. - Thalasso 00:05
They all have the same credentials, the same face. It's...
- You mean Sussex hens? - The black ones with yellow spots. - Thalasso 00:04
- You mean Sussex hens? - The black ones with yellow spots.
I run over a lot. Chickens are a menace crossing the road. - Thalasso 00:05
I run over a lot. Chickens are a menace crossing the road.
If Michel doesn't want to talk, nobody can make him. - Thalasso 00:05
If Michel doesn't want to talk, nobody can make him.
Michel, I'll ask you one last time, - Thalasso 00:06
Michel, I'll ask you one last time,
The cards, on the other hand, don't lie. - Thalasso 00:04
The cards, on the other hand, don't lie.
Well, gentlemen, - Thalasso 00:07
Well, gentlemen,
I can't keep my word, Ginette. - Thalasso 00:05
I can't keep my word, Ginette.
Yes, Matthieu is here. So are the others. - Thalasso 00:04
Yes, Matthieu is here. So are the others.
No, I only have doubles. No twin beds left. - Thalasso 00:05
No, I only have doubles. No twin beds left.
No, nothing else is available. All I have left is one big bed. - Thalasso 00:06
No, nothing else is available. All I have left is one big be...
Yesterday we were talking about how the future can sometimes be read - Thalasso 00:08
Yesterday we were talking about how the future can sometimes...
You mentioned your girlfriend could see things - Thalasso 00:07
You mentioned your girlfriend could see things
And I'd like to try and see - Thalasso 00:06
And I'd like to try and see
So I asked my friend Brice Teinturier to conduct a secret poll. - Thalasso 00:06
So I asked my friend Brice Teinturier to conduct a secret po...
And I come out on top during the first round, - Thalasso 00:08
And I come out on top during the first round,
Unless I form an alliance, - Thalasso 00:06
Unless I form an alliance,