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Michel, hemorrhoids are a cyclist's worst enemy

Michel, hemorrhoids are a cyclist's worst enemy

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Michel,
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hemorrhoids are a cyclist's worst enemy.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
46
Timestamp in Movie
00:44:13
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
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Provocative French writer Michel Houellebecq meets Gérard Depardieu at a sea water therapy center. Together, they try to survive the health regime to which they are subjected by the establishment. But events quickly derail their r...
Sitting on a bike with two bowling balls on your ass... - Thalasso 00:05
Sitting on a bike with two bowling balls on your ass...
So this deer was tied up, - Thalasso 00:04
So this deer was tied up,
He cuts off the hind leg and gives it to someone. - Thalasso 00:04
He cuts off the hind leg and gives it to someone.
The dog is alive, tied to a stake, - Thalasso 00:05
The dog is alive, tied to a stake,
- Imagine 2,500 men landing here! - More. - Thalasso 00:05
- Imagine 2,500 men landing here! - More.
You know those useless black guys, - Thalasso 00:07
You know those useless black guys,
No cause for concern, - Thalasso 00:06
No cause for concern,
Well, it's good for the spa - Thalasso 00:05
Well, it's good for the spa
- Naked? - On the beach in Cabourg, - Thalasso 00:06
- Naked? - On the beach in Cabourg,
But I'd like to have you for drinks, - Thalasso 00:05
But I'd like to have you for drinks,
The mafia stole the negatives - Thalasso 00:06
The mafia stole the negatives
It was a different time, - Thalasso 00:05
It was a different time,
A lot of Americans especially, - Thalasso 00:05
A lot of Americans especially,
I prefer Spanish now. Ribera del Duero... - Thalasso 00:04
I prefer Spanish now. Ribera del Duero...
I have a bottle from '47, - Thalasso 00:08
I have a bottle from '47,
My ex-wife's number - Thalasso 00:06
My ex-wife's number
I find it really hard to do and to feel at the same time. - Thalasso 00:05
I find it really hard to do and to feel at the same time.
Apparently Sylvester Stallone was spotted on the beach. - Thalasso 00:04
Apparently Sylvester Stallone was spotted on the beach.
He does whenever he's in France. He's a close friend, you know. - Thalasso 00:05
He does whenever he's in France. He's a close frie...
Well, apparently some people saw him - Thalasso 00:05
Well, apparently some people saw him