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"Thank You for Smoking" quotes

Thank You for Smoking poster
Nick Naylor is a charismatic spin-doctor for Big Tobacco who'll fight to protect America's right to smoke -- even if it kills him -- while still remaining a role model for his 12-year old son. When he incurs the wrath of a senator bent on snuffing out cigarettes, Nick's powers of "filtering the truth" will be put to the test.

Director: Jason Reitman
Writer: Jason Reitman (screenplay), Christopher Buckley (novel)
Production: Fox Searchlight
Genre: comedy, drama
Year: 2005
MetaScore: 71/100
ImdbRating: 7.6
BoxOffice: $24,800,000
Released: 14 Apr 2006
Awards: Nominated for 2 Golden Globes. Another 12 wins & 30 nominations.

75 video clips

Kid #3Nick NaylorJoey NaylorJeff MegallBrHeather HollowayBradSenator DupreeSenator Ortolan FinistirreSenator LothridgeCongressmanPolly BaileyBobby Jay BlissKid #2Dennis MillerLorne LutchJackJill NaylorJoan LundenTraineeNurseDoctorCaptainKidnapper
There's no need for theatrics - Thank You for Smoking 07:05 There's no need for theatrics Weren't you on that show - Thank You for Smoking 05:09 Weren't you on that show Then you're never wrong - Thank You for Smoking 01:06 Then you're never wrong Moral flexibility - Thank You for Smoking 00:05 Moral flexibility Is your Mommy a doctor - Thank You for Smoking 00:15 Is your Mommy a doctor Can you blame them - Thank You for Smoking 00:30 Can you blame them That's the beauty of argument - Thank You for Smoking 00:06 That's the beauty of argument Sony has a futuristic sci fi movie they're looking to make - Thank You for Smoking 00:25 Sony has a futuristic sci fi movie they're looking to... When someone smokes in the movies - Thank You for Smoking 00:08 When someone smokes in the movies What is going on out there - Thank You for Smoking 00:27 What is going on out there The Yuppie Nuremberg defense - Thank You for Smoking 00:06 The Yuppie Nuremberg defense Your job and everything aside - Thank You for Smoking 00:25 Your job and everything aside My point is that you have to think for yourself - Thank You for Smoking 00:17 My point is that you have to think for yourself After watching the footage of the Kent State shootings - Thank You for Smoking 00:09 After watching the footage of the Kent State shootings 1 200 people - Thank You for Smoking 01:06 1 200 people You didn't tell her about us - Thank You for Smoking 00:25 You didn't tell her about us I need to fire a call screener - Thank You for Smoking 00:04 I need to fire a call screener As Vice President of the Academy of Tobacco Studies - Thank You for Smoking 00:55 As Vice President of the Academy of Tobacco Studies Looking into Joey's eyes - Thank You for Smoking 00:31 Looking into Joey's eyes Practise these words in front of the mirror - Thank You for Smoking 00:30 Practise these words in front of the mirror When do you sleep - Thank You for Smoking 00:09 When do you sleep Polly works for the Moderation Council - Thank You for Smoking 00:15 Polly works for the Moderation Council Why is the American government the best government - Thank You for Smoking 00:07 Why is the American government the best government Sighs So as you can see - Thank You for Smoking 00:07 Sighs So as you can see Neal I'm gonna impale your mom on a spike - Thank You for Smoking 00:09 Neal I'm gonna impale your mom on a spike There's not a law against charcoal - Thank You for Smoking 00:15 There's not a law against charcoal How are you feeling - Thank You for Smoking 00:29 How are you feeling Are you a tit man - Thank You for Smoking 00:09 Are you a tit man I never even smoked - Thank You for Smoking 00:08 I never even smoked That's disgusting - Thank You for Smoking 00:07 That's disgusting You look like a nice enough fella - Thank You for Smoking 00:21 You look like a nice enough fella The way I heard it - Thank You for Smoking 00:15 The way I heard it Did you hear that - Thank You for Smoking 00:13 Did you hear that Get your ass on the next flight to Winston Salem - Thank You for Smoking 00:04 Get your ass on the next flight to Winston Salem I heard the Heather Holloway article is coming out tomorrow - Thank You for Smoking 00:16 I heard the Heather Holloway article is coming out tomorrow Please don't ruin my childhood - Thank You for Smoking 00:04 Please don't ruin my childhood The man's a genius - Thank You for Smoking 00:05 The man's a genius Bobby Jay works for S - Thank You for Smoking 00:30 Bobby Jay works for S You're The Sultan of Spin - Thank You for Smoking 00:08 You're The Sultan of Spin Why did you tell that reporter all your secrets - Thank You for Smoking 00:21 Why did you tell that reporter all your secrets No sir Who - Thank You for Smoking 00:05 No sir Who Appropriate for who - Thank You for Smoking 00:40 Appropriate for who Why is American government the best government - Thank You for Smoking 00:07 Why is American government the best government My other interviews have pinned you as a mass murderer - Thank You for Smoking 00:12 My other interviews have pinned you as a mass murderer Now what we need is a smoking role model - Thank You for Smoking 00:08 Now what we need is a smoking role model Heather Holloway - Thank You for Smoking 00:28 Heather Holloway Why are you hiding from everyone - Thank You for Smoking 00:23 Why are you hiding from everyone Now as we discussed earlier - Thank You for Smoking 00:33 Now as we discussed earlier Perhaps a bad choice of inflection - Thank You for Smoking 00:06 Perhaps a bad choice of inflection This is my favourite part - Thank You for Smoking 00:18 This is my favourite part This is Nick Naylor telling you kids - Thank You for Smoking 00:45 This is Nick Naylor telling you kids I'm gonna bring your dad in now - Thank You for Smoking 00:11 I'm gonna bring your dad in now Environmentalist - Thank You for Smoking 00:07 Environmentalist The message Hollywood needs to send out - Thank You for Smoking 00:06 The message Hollywood needs to send out He is a 15 year old freshman from Racine - Thank You for Smoking 00:25 He is a 15 year old freshman from Racine That sand's not gonna rake itself - Thank You for Smoking 00:06 That sand's not gonna rake itself Jack stop it - Thank You for Smoking 00:09 Jack stop it That was awesome - Thank You for Smoking 00:05 That was awesome I like to ride with the people - Thank You for Smoking 00:29 I like to ride with the people Now tell me that doesn't work for you - Thank You for Smoking 00:40 Now tell me that doesn't work for you Do I have flexible morals - Thank You for Smoking 00:24 Do I have flexible morals NICK Nick Naylor lead spokesman for big tobacco - Thank You for Smoking 00:11 NICK Nick Naylor lead spokesman for big tobacco The US was producing ten billion cigarettes a year - Thank You for Smoking 01:09 The US was producing ten billion cigarettes a year Can I quote you on that doc - Thank You for Smoking 00:59 Can I quote you on that doc I'm sitting in front of an open briefcase full of money - Thank You for Smoking 00:47 I'm sitting in front of an open briefcase full of money I know what you're probably thinking - Thank You for Smoking 00:47 I know what you're probably thinking What makes America the best government - Thank You for Smoking 00:09 What makes America the best government What's the extra five for - Thank You for Smoking 00:28 What's the extra five for Would you have taken it - Thank You for Smoking 00:25 Would you have taken it As explained by Naylor - Thank You for Smoking 00:12 As explained by Naylor Would emphasize the sex appeal of cigarettes - Thank You for Smoking 00:13 Would emphasize the sex appeal of cigarettes That got the pope to endorse red wine - Thank You for Smoking 00:37 That got the pope to endorse red wine LUTCH This did not stop Nick from bribing the dying man - Thank You for Smoking 00:12 LUTCH This did not stop Nick from bribing the dying man There's no data to support that - Thank You for Smoking 01:02 There's no data to support that JILL Nick's own son Joey Naylor seems to be being groomed - Thank You for Smoking 00:11 JILL Nick's own son Joey Naylor seems to be being...

Cast

Joan Lunden - Joan Lunden
Robin Williger - Eric Haberman
Nick Naylor - Aaron Eckhart
Sue Maclean - Mary Jo Smith
Ron Goode - Todd Louiso
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