Thank You for Smoking quotes

Thank You for Smoking poster
Satirical comedy follows the machinations of Big Tobacco's chief spokesman, Nick Naylor, who spins on behalf of cigarettes while trying to remain a role model for his twelve-year-old son.

Director: Jason Reitman
Writer: Jason Reitman (screenplay), Christopher Buckley (novel)
Production: Fox Searchlight
Genre: comedy, drama
Year: 2005
MetaScore: 71/100
ImdbRating: 7.6
BoxOffice: $24,800,000
Released: 14 Apr 2006
Awards: Nominated for 2 Golden Globes. Another 12 wins & 30 nominations.

63 Clips & Quotes

Is your Mommy a doctor - Thank You for Smoking 00:32 Is your Mommy a doctor Then you're never wrong - Thank You for Smoking 03:20 Then you're never wrong That's the beauty of argument - Thank You for Smoking 00:21 That's the beauty of argument Moral flexibility - Thank You for Smoking 00:16 Moral flexibility Can you blame them - Thank You for Smoking 01:06 Can you blame them When someone smokes in the movies - Thank You for Smoking 00:19 When someone smokes in the movies Sony has a futuristic sci fi movie they're looking to make - Thank You for Smoking 00:56 Sony has a futuristic sci fi movie they're looking to make What is going on out there - Thank You for Smoking 01:09 What is going on out there My point is that you have to think for yourself - Thank You for Smoking 00:54 My point is that you have to think for yourself The Yuppie Nuremberg defense - Thank You for Smoking 00:19 The Yuppie Nuremberg defense Your job and everything aside - Thank You for Smoking 01:01 Your job and everything aside There's no need for theatrics - Thank You for Smoking 07:05 There's no need for theatrics You didn't tell her about us - Thank You for Smoking 00:28 You didn't tell her about us After watching the footage of the Kent State shootings - Thank You for Smoking 00:33 After watching the footage of the Kent State shootings As Vice President of the Academy of Tobacco Studies - Thank You for Smoking 04:40 As Vice President of the Academy of Tobacco Studies Looking into Joey's eyes - Thank You for Smoking 01:13 Looking into Joey's eyes I need to fire a call screener - Thank You for Smoking 00:18 I need to fire a call screener You look like a nice enough fella - Thank You for Smoking 00:46 You look like a nice enough fella Practise these words in front of the mirror - Thank You for Smoking 00:57 Practise these words in front of the mirror When do you sleep - Thank You for Smoking 00:16 When do you sleep Why is the American government the best government - Thank You for Smoking 00:25 Why is the American government the best government There's not a law against charcoal - Thank You for Smoking 00:57 There's not a law against charcoal How are you feeling - Thank You for Smoking 01:00 How are you feeling Are you a tit man - Thank You for Smoking 00:22 Are you a tit man That's disgusting - Thank You for Smoking 00:11 That's disgusting You're The Sultan of Spin - Thank You for Smoking 00:22 You're The Sultan of Spin The way I heard it - Thank You for Smoking 00:48 The way I heard it Why did you tell that reporter all your secrets - Thank You for Smoking 00:52 Why did you tell that reporter all your secrets Polly works for the Moderation Council - Thank You for Smoking 00:47 Polly works for the Moderation Council Did you hear that - Thank You for Smoking 00:11 Did you hear that Please don't ruin my childhood - Thank You for Smoking 00:13 Please don't ruin my childhood Bobby Jay works for S - Thank You for Smoking 01:27 Bobby Jay works for S Appropriate for who - Thank You for Smoking 01:43 Appropriate for who My other interviews have pinned you as a mass murderer - Thank You for Smoking 00:29 My other interviews have pinned you as a mass murderer Now what we need is a smoking role model - Thank You for Smoking 00:26 Now what we need is a smoking role model I heard the Heather Holloway article is coming out tomorrow - Thank You for Smoking 00:37 I heard the Heather Holloway article is coming out tomorrow Heather Holloway - Thank You for Smoking 00:29 Heather Holloway Why are you hiding from everyone - Thank You for Smoking 01:10 Why are you hiding from everyone Now as we discussed earlier - Thank You for Smoking 01:33 Now as we discussed earlier This is my favourite part - Thank You for Smoking 00:51 This is my favourite part The man's a genius - Thank You for Smoking 00:16 The man's a genius This is Nick Naylor telling you kids - Thank You for Smoking 01:17 This is Nick Naylor telling you kids I'm gonna bring your dad in now - Thank You for Smoking 00:24 I'm gonna bring your dad in now Environmentalist - Thank You for Smoking 00:10 Environmentalist Why is American government the best government - Thank You for Smoking 00:24 Why is American government the best government He is a 15 year old freshman from Racine - Thank You for Smoking 01:02 He is a 15 year old freshman from Racine That sand's not gonna rake itself - Thank You for Smoking 00:14 That sand's not gonna rake itself That was awesome - Thank You for Smoking 00:10 That was awesome I like to ride with the people - Thank You for Smoking 01:28 I like to ride with the people Perhaps a bad choice of inflection - Thank You for Smoking 00:14 Perhaps a bad choice of inflection Now tell me that doesn't work for you - Thank You for Smoking 01:58 Now tell me that doesn't work for you Do I have flexible morals - Thank You for Smoking 01:07 Do I have flexible morals The US was producing ten billion cigarettes a year - Thank You for Smoking 03:52 The US was producing ten billion cigarettes a year Can I quote you on that doc - Thank You for Smoking 01:51 Can I quote you on that doc I'm sitting in front of an open briefcase full of money - Thank You for Smoking 02:07 I'm sitting in front of an open briefcase full of money I know what you're probably thinking - Thank You for Smoking 02:47 I know what you're probably thinking What makes America the best government - Thank You for Smoking 00:45 What makes America the best government What's the extra five for - Thank You for Smoking 01:42 What's the extra five for Weren't you on that show - Thank You for Smoking 05:09 Weren't you on that show Would you have taken it - Thank You for Smoking 00:39 Would you have taken it As explained by Naylor - Thank You for Smoking 00:40 As explained by Naylor Would emphasize the sex appeal of cigarettes - Thank You for Smoking 00:35 Would emphasize the sex appeal of cigarettes There's no data to support that - Thank You for Smoking 02:18 There's no data to support that

Cast

Joan Lunden - Joan Lunden
Robin Williger - Eric Haberman
Nick Naylor - Aaron Eckhart
Sue Maclean - Mary Jo Smith
Ron Goode - Todd Louiso
Kidnapper - Jeff Witzke
Joey Naylor - Cameron Bright
Kid #1 - Alex Diaz
Kid #4 (as Jordan Orr) - Jordan Del Spina
Polly Bailey - Maria Bello
Bobby Jay Bliss - David Koechner
Jill Naylor - Kim Dickens
Senator Ortolan Finistirre - William H. Macy
Jeanette - Katie Winslow
Tobacco Club Host - Eric Maldonado
Captain - Robert Duvall
Tiffany - Renée Graham
Heather Holloway - Katie Holmes
Jack - Adam Brody
EGO Assistant - Timothy Dowling
Jeff Megall - Rob Lowe
Lorne Lutch - Sam Elliott
Pearl - Connie Ray
Dennis Miller - Dennis Miller
Ski Mask #1 - Terry James
Ski Mask #2 - Marc Scizak
Flighty Girl - Rachel Thorp
Doctor - Aaron Lustig
Interviewer - Melora Hardin
FBI Agent (voice) - Brian Palermo
Dr. Meisenbach - Michael Mantell
Mr. Herera (as Tonyo Melendez) - Tonyo Meléndez
Senator Lothridge - Spencer Garrett
Senator Dupree - Earl Billings
Reporter #1 - Catherine Reitman
Reporter #2 - Sean Patrick Murphy
Oil Lobbyist - David O. Sacks
Nancy Humphries O'Dell (as Nancy Humphries O'Dell) - Nancy O'Dell
Debate Moderator - Roy Jenkins
Gentleman #1 - Howard Weitzman
Gentleman #2 - Bruce French
Gentleman #3 - Robert L. Richards
Man at Metro Station - Christopher Buckley
Congressman - Michael Calder
Workman - Dominick Cicco
College Student - Jacques Derosena
Tobacco Lobbyist - Jim R. Felton
Court Clerk - Lisa Gabriel
College student - Lucas George
Hotel Phone Operator (voice) - Dana E. Glauberman
Flight Attendant - Eva La Dare
Audience Member - Kyra Oser
Lab Technician - Neil Patil
Gizelle (voice) - Aloma Wright
Committee Attendee - James Younan