Mr. Naylor, there's no need for theatrics. I'm sorry. I just don't see the point in a...
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Senator Dupree:
[during the Senate subcommittee]
Mr. Naylor, there's no need for theatrics.
Nick Naylor:
I'm sorry. I just don't see the point in a warning label for something people already know.
Senator Dupree:
The warning symbol is a reminder, a reminder of the dangers of smoking cigarettes.
Nick Naylor:
Well, if we want to remind people of danger why don't we slap a skull and crossbones on all Boeing airplanes, Senator Lothridge. And all Fords, Senator Dupree.
Senator Ortolan Finistirre:
That is ridiculous. The death toll from airline and automobile accidents doesn't even skim the surface cigarettes. They don't even compare.
Nick Naylor:
Oh, this from a Senator who calls Vermont home.
Senator Ortolan Finistirre:
I don't follow you, Mr. Naylor.
Nick Naylor:
Well, the real demonstrated #1 killer in America is cholesterol. And here comes Senator Finistirre whose fine state is, I regret to say, clogging the nation's arteries with Vermont Cheddar Cheese. If we want to talk numbers, how about the millions of people dying of heart attacks? Perhaps Vermont Cheddar should come with a skull and crossbones.
Senator Ortolan Finistirre:
That is lu - . The great state of Vermont will not apologize for its cheese!
Senator Lothridge:
Mr. Naylor, we are here to discuss cigarettes - not planes, not cars - cigarettes. Now as we discussed earlier these warning labels are not for those who know but rather for those who don't know. What about the children?
Nick Naylor:
Gentlemen, it's called education. It doesn't come off the side of a cigarette carton. it comes from our teachers, and more importantly our parents. It is the job of every parent to warn their children of all the dangers of the world, including cigarettes, so that one day when they get older they can choose for themselves. I look at my son who was kind enough to come with me today, and I can't help but think that I am responsible for his growth and his development. And I'm proud of that.
Senator Ortolan Finistirre:
Well, having said that, would you condone him smoking?
Nick Naylor:
Well, of course not. He's not 18. That would be illegal.
Senator Ortolan Finistirre:
Yes, I've heard you deliver that line on 20/20, but enough dancing. What are you going to do when he turns 18? C'mon, Mr. Naylor. On his 18th birthday will you share a cigarette with him? Will you spend a lovely afternoon - like one of your ludicrous cigarette advertisements? You seem to have to have a lot to say about how we should raise our children. What of your own? What are you going to do when he turns 18?
Nick Naylor:
If he really wants a cigarette. I'll buy him his first pack.
Transcript
that cigarettes aren't
dangerous... Mr. Naylor.
There's no need for theatrics.
Sir, I just don't see
the point in a warning
label for something
people already know.
The warning symbol
is a reminder, a reminder of the
dangers of smoking cigarettes.
Well, if we want to
remind people of danger,
why don't we slap a
skull and crossbones
on all Boeing airplanes,
Senator Lothridge?
And all Fords, Senator Dupree?
That is ridiculous.
The death toll from airline
and automobile accidents
doesn't even skim the
surface of cigarettes.
They don't even compare.
Oh, this from a senator
who calls Vermont home.
I don't follow you, Mr. Naylor.
Well, the real
demonstrated number one
killer in America is cholesterol,
and here comes Senator Finistirre,
whose fine state
is, I regret to say,
clogging the nation's arteries
with Vermont cheddar cheese.
If we want to talk numbers,
how about the millions of people
dying of heart attacks.
Perhaps Vermont cheddar
should come with a
skull and crossbones.
That is lud...
The great state of Vermont
will not apologize for its cheese.
Mr. Naylor,
we are here to discuss cigarettes.
Not planes, not cars... cigarettes.
Now, as we discussed
earlier, these warning labels
are not for those who know, but
rather for those who don't know.
What about the children?
Gentlemen
it's called education.
It doesn't come off the
side of a cigarette carton.
It comes from our teachers,
and more importantly, our parents.
It is the job of every parent
to warn their children of
all the dangers of the world,
including cigarettes, so that
one day, when they get older,
they can choose for themselves.
I look at my... son
who
was kind enough to
come with me today,
and I can't help but think
that I am responsible
for his growth
and his development.
And I'm proud of that.
Well, having said that,
would you condone him smoking?
Well, of course not. He's not 18.
That would be illegal.
Yes, I-I heard you
deliver that line on 20-20,
but enough dancing.
What are you going to
do when he turns 18?
Come on, Mr. Naylor.
On his 18th birthday, will
you share a cigarette with him?
Will you spend a lovely afternoon,
like one of your ludicrous
cigarette advertisements?
You seem to have a lot to say
about how we should
raise our children.
What of your own?
What are you going to do
when he turns 18?
If he really wants a cigarette,
I'll buy him his first pack.
Thank you for your testimony,
Mr. Naylor. You're excused.
I'll meet you outside, okay?
Great.
Well done, my boy.
Were you in the same room as me?
The whole personal choice thing?
They ate that shit up.
Just checked the whip count.
That bill is going down in flames.
Your speech was
unorthodox, but you did it, boy.
You crushed the fucker.
That's good news for you guys.
Oh. Whoa, whoa.
We're still a team, right?
What about damage control?
Look, Nick.
Winston-Salem is ready
to do whatever it takes
to keep you on board.
Nick, will you continue
fighting for cigarettes?
Of course he will.
This man here is our general.
We're not just
gonna let him retire.
Is that correct, Nick?
You're sticking with tobacco?
Now, I know what
you're probably thinking.
What a great opportunity for me
to teach Joey how to
use leverage against
a backstabbing boss.
But I actually meant what
I said about responsibility.
Some things are just more important
than paying a mortgage.
So I did the only
responsible thing I could.
I turned down the job.
And my timing couldn't
have been better.
Within a few months,
the cigarette companies
settled with the American smoker
to the tune of $246 billion.
And the Academy of Tobacco Studies
was permanently dismantled.
For the first time in decades,
BR found himself out of work.
Otherwise, not much has changed.
The MOD squad still
meets every week.
Nice.
We even added a few new members.
The things I could learn
from you, Bobby Jay.
Right.
Stick around. Stick around.
Senator Finistirre is still
fighting for his causes.
What do you say to
the people who claim
you are destroying cinema classics?
Mmm, no. All we're doing
is using digital technology
to tastefully update
movies of the past
by removing cigarettes.
I believe that if these
stars were alive today,
they would agree that
we're doing the right thing.
But, in essence, aren't
you changing history?
No, I think we're
improving history.
Even Heather is still reporting.
The whole town has been evacuated.
They're calling this
the storm of the century.
Not much changes at all.
And this year's Foggy Bottom
Debating Society Champion is
Joey Naylor.
Yay! Yay!
Joey!
Joey!
Joey, Joey!
That's my boy.
Hold it up. Hold it up.
And me?
Well, there's still a
place for guys like me.
So, be straight with me.
Is it true?
It could be. Come on.
We know of very few cases.
There's no scientific proof at all.
It's really a
complicated situation.
Gentlemen,
practice these words
in front of the mirror.
"Although we are constantly
exploring the subject,
"currently, there is
no direct evidence
"that links cell phone usage
to brain cancer."
Michael Jordan plays ball.
Charles Manson kills people.
I talk.
Everyone has a talent.
♪ Some people say I'm a no count ♪
♪ Others say I'm no good ♪
♪ But I'm just a
natural-born travelin' man ♪
♪ Doin' what I think I should ♪
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
♪ Doin' what I think I should ♪
♪ And I don't give a damn
about a greenback dollar ♪
♪ Spend it fast as I can ♪
♪ Oh, a wailin' song
and a good guitar ♪
Clip duration: 425 seconds
Views: 609
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: comedy, drama
Summary: Nick Naylor is a charismatic spin-doctor for Big Tobacco who'll fight to protect America's right to smoke -- even if it kills him -- while still remaining a role model for his 12-year old son. When he incurs the wrath of a senator bent on snuffing out cigarettes, Nick's powers of "filtering the truth" will be put to the test.
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Actors
00:25 You didn't tell her about us
00:09 After watching the footage of the Kent State shootings
00:55 As Vice President of the Academy of Tobacco Studies
00:31 Looking into Joey's eyes
00:04 I need to fire a call screener
00:21 You look like a nice enough fella
00:30 Practise these words in front of the mirror
00:09 When do you sleep
00:07 Why is the American government the best government
00:15 There's not a law against charcoal
00:29 How are you feeling
00:09 Are you a tit man
00:07 That's disgusting
00:08 You're The Sultan of Spin
00:15 The way I heard it
00:21 Why did you tell that reporter all your secrets
00:15 Polly works for the Moderation Council
00:13 Did you hear that
00:04 Please don't ruin my childhood
00:30 Bobby Jay works for S