Oh, definitely - but not the kind I can put in lights
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Farnsworth:
What Dr. Schlenna is trying to say is that we are using motion picture names exclusively... Eddie Cantor:
'Motion pi-'! I've been a picture star for years! Wouldn't you call *me* a name? Farnsworth:
Oh, definitely - but not the kind I can put in lights
What Dr. Schlenna is trying to say is that we are using motion picture names exclusively... Eddie Cantor:
'Motion pi-'! I've been a picture star for years! Wouldn't you call *me* a name? Farnsworth:
Oh, definitely - but not the kind I can put in lights
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What Dr. Schlenna is trying to say is...
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...that we are using
motion-picture names exclusively.
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Motion...? I've been a star for years.
Won't you call me a name?
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Oh, definitely.
But not the kind I could put in lights.
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That's very funny.
I know what you're thinking about.
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I'm gonna use old jokes. Like when
I walk into a store and the woman says:
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"Sonny, would you mind holding
that door open?"I said,"Sonny?
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I'd like to have you know
I'm the father of five girls. "
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She said, "Would you mind repeating that?"
I said, "Not if I can help it. "
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Oh, yes. I've always laughed at that one.
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I don't do those old jokes anymore.
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How would you like to hear a song
they wrote for me today?
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- No.
- Fine. I'll let you hear it.
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- Oh, but, we haven't time.
- Olaf.
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A couple of choruses.
It'll take half an hour.
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Olaf, do you remember the number?
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Movie Summary
Two producers are putting together a wartime charity show with an all-star cast but the egotism of radio personality Eddie Cantor disrupts their plans.
Actors
Farnsworth
Eddie Cantor
