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Preppy Guy:
I need a drink too. I'll get you a drink too. Ellie:
Honestly what if I enjoy the drink. What happens then? Preppy Guy:
I'd love to hear what you think happens then. Ellie:
I'll tell you what happens then we go play beer pong with your two roommates until I end up back at yours in Murray hill. Preppy Guy:
Yeah, that's right how'd you know that. Ellie:
Yeah then I have to listen to your roommate have sex with Hilary, or Emily or whatever the girl's name is, until we fall asleep. And then a year later we're still playing beer pong in the same bars with your friends except now you feel pressured to get married And have kids because you think that's what I want. Jason:
Then in the summers you drive up to the Hampton to meet his parents Wondering the whole ride if they're going to think your pretty enough. Ellie:
Smart. Jason:
Wondering the whole ride if they're going to think you're smart enough. Ellie:
Because no one is and then we have to drink shitty chardonnay. Jason:
At a shitty garden party. Ellie:
And have shitty conversations. Jason:
About shitty people. Ellie:
With his shitty mother. Jason:
Who let's face it doesn't think you're smart enough. Ellie:
Pretty. Jason:
Let's face it, doesn't think you're pretty enough. Ellie:
Because no one is. Jason:
No one ever will be. Preppy Guy:
What's all that shit, I'm just talking about a drink. Jason:
Yeah, but it wasn't just a drink though, was it. Ellie:
It was a marriage proposal. Preppy Guy:
Woah marriage , nah. It was a vodka soda. Alright fuck you guys then. [preppy guy walks away] Jason:
Drink? Ellie:
Yep
I need a drink too. I'll get you a drink too. Ellie:
Honestly what if I enjoy the drink. What happens then? Preppy Guy:
I'd love to hear what you think happens then. Ellie:
I'll tell you what happens then we go play beer pong with your two roommates until I end up back at yours in Murray hill. Preppy Guy:
Yeah, that's right how'd you know that. Ellie:
Yeah then I have to listen to your roommate have sex with Hilary, or Emily or whatever the girl's name is, until we fall asleep. And then a year later we're still playing beer pong in the same bars with your friends except now you feel pressured to get married And have kids because you think that's what I want. Jason:
Then in the summers you drive up to the Hampton to meet his parents Wondering the whole ride if they're going to think your pretty enough. Ellie:
Smart. Jason:
Wondering the whole ride if they're going to think you're smart enough. Ellie:
Because no one is and then we have to drink shitty chardonnay. Jason:
At a shitty garden party. Ellie:
And have shitty conversations. Jason:
About shitty people. Ellie:
With his shitty mother. Jason:
Who let's face it doesn't think you're smart enough. Ellie:
Pretty. Jason:
Let's face it, doesn't think you're pretty enough. Ellie:
Because no one is. Jason:
No one ever will be. Preppy Guy:
What's all that shit, I'm just talking about a drink. Jason:
Yeah, but it wasn't just a drink though, was it. Ellie:
It was a marriage proposal. Preppy Guy:
Woah marriage , nah. It was a vodka soda. Alright fuck you guys then. [preppy guy walks away] Jason:
Drink? Ellie:
Yep
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I love that
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Yeah man But I wouldn't go there
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Yeah I wouldn't do that Okay
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So run and tell her that I'm gonna go
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Don't go all Notebook with it But run and tell her that
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I'm doing it Do it
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I'm doing it Do it man
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I'm going Let's do it
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I'm gonna do it
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Man you're doing it
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Oh shit
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Oh my God
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Dude Someone call 911
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You took like four bags of fluid You were severely dehydrated
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Oop
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You need to be housebroken
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I mean what the hell were you doing
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Movie Summary
Three best friends find themselves where we've all been - at that confusing moment in every dating relationship when you have to decide "So...where is this going?"
